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18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.

Started by PickelledEggs, November 05, 2014, 03:02:41 PM

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PickelledEggs

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Quote4. There are, at any given time, 45,000 vaginas.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I laughed so hard at that one.

AllPurposeAtheist

#1
Uhhh...errr.. Not true especially the one about Bush.. It was Kennedy. :naughty: Nobody ever had sex with a Bush wife and if they did they immediately burned in hell.
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Solitary

Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.  :eek: :pidu:
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AllPurposeAtheist

 The men in the Bush family wear the goshdanged verginas...
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PickelledEggs

I have to say though, I never knew the "No baby" method. I can remember to do that!!! :lol:

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:02:14 PM
I have to say though, I never knew the "No baby" method. I can remember to do that!!! :lol:
I have two lovely children from the No Baby method..
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:20:39 PM
I have two lovely children from the No Baby method..
Are you sure? I thought it was foolproof! :eek:

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
Are you sure? I thought it was foolproof! :eek:
Well..They don't call it fooling around for nothing. :eek: I took the fooling around for nothing before marriage pledge.
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:29:15 PM
Well..They don't call it fooling around for nothing. :eek:
I see. That's how they "get you". Tricksters...

AllPurposeAtheist

#9
Just remember to keep thy eye upon the donut and not upon the hole..


I'm sure that means something, but I'm not sure what..
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FinalSomnia

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:32:45 PM
Just remember to keep thy eye upon the donut and not upon the hole..


I'm sure that means something, but I'm not sure what..
Something something cream-filled something something
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AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 14, 2014, 06:19:58 AM
Something something cream-filled something something
Not exactly what my 86 year old dad had in mind when he said it, but I'll pass the information along to him and hope he doesn't kill me for it. :eek:
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agnostic

I don't see how any of this is true (duh!) but I don't find it funny either.

Solitary

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