THIS Is Why I Stay The F**k Out Of Starbucks

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Luckily I got my last pumpkin spice latte today so I'm good for now.

Wait, so starbucks is a staging ground of hot sodomy action and gay orgies? :D

I'll order the vanilla spice latte with 'Extra Cream' on top! :D

You didn't know? You just have to do the secret handshake with the barista and a secret panel opens up that leads to the underground orgy room.

[PickelledEggs]

You didn't know? You just have to do the secret handshake with the barista and a secret panel opens up that leads to the underground orgy room.

I did the handshake by accident. Long story short... now I have ebola.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I did the handshake by accident. Long story short... now I have ebola.

You are now officially homosexual then. If you have any girlfriends or wives you are now broken up with them.

You will be assigned with a boyfriend on Tuesday. In the mean time you need to shop for a new wardrobe.

[PickelledEggs]

You are now officially homosexual then. If you have any girlfriends or wives you are now broken up with them.

You will be assigned with a boyfriend on Tuesday. In the mean time you need to shop for a new wardrobe.

[DunkleSeele]

You are now officially homosexual then. If you have any girlfriends or wives you are now broken up with them.

You will be assigned with a boyfriend on Tuesday. In the mean time you need to shop for a new wardrobe.

And fit new, fabolous curtains, rearrange the furniture and get rid of that really tacky sofa!

By the way: Starbucks' coffee REALLY sucks, but if they get on the nerves of some homophobic asshole they're OK in my book.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

And fit new, fabolous curtains, rearrange the furniture and get rid of that really tacky sofa!

By the way: Starbucks' coffee REALLY sucks, but if they get on the nerves of some homophobic asshole they're OK in my book.

I don't know if anyone remembers, but that annoying fucking sofa is still in my living room. One day I will burn it in the cul-de-sac.

[Mermaid]

I live a few blocks from a Starbucks.

Everyone on the planet lives a few blocks from a Starbucks. I totally love their coffee.

[Green Bottle]

I know of 1 Starbucks in the city centre an mibbe there's more but i really couldnt give a flying fk cos i dont drink coffee.....

[PickelledEggs]

Everyone on the planet lives a few blocks from a Starbucks. I totally love their coffee.

I actually live a few blocks from a starbucks that is across the street from another starbucks.

I'm kidding .....or am I?

[Munch]

The faces in starbucks changes, but they always know my name....

[SGOS]

I spent a winter in Victoria, BC.  As I recall, there were three Starbucks in three adjacent blocks down town.

[stromboli]

Sounds like Starbucks is actually the matrix. If I see Keanu Reeves coming out of one, I'm heading for the hills.

BTW, Utah is certainly not ground zero for good coffee, so certainly it can be better elsewhere.

[the_antithesis]

I am in a Starbucks right now and no one is hitting on me.

Except that chick.

[PickelledEggs]

The faces in starbucks changes, but they always know my name....

Oh, do they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPbrlNsMTg4

[stromboli]

There are coffee places all over now. Jessie Jeans' Coffee Beans, The Daily Rise- My son was going to start a coffee shop after he got back from his first tour, but that went askew. Probably would have been a good idea. Any place yuppies gather I ain't gonna be. Gay is fine, but I'm sure they don't want anything to do with me.