What evidence would you accept?

[stromboli]

Assuming we're talking about the dude that created the billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion of billions of galaxies, we also have to assume, IF HE SHOWS UP, that he can prove without any doubt, he is that dude. So what if he screwed up a few details? I mean that kind of accomplishment would have to overshadow a few minor screw-ups. The problem is: he hasn't showed up so far (HINT, HINT, HINT...)

Yeah, so god created all that, but he also has a personal relationship with each and every believer on a minor planet on the outer arm of the Milky Way galaxy. That god. But not if you are black, African and starving, but only if you are white, American and have middle class parents. Then pray for your Furby for xmas and it'll happen.

[josephpalazzo]

Yeah, so god created all that, but he also has a personal relationship with each and every believer on a minor planet on the outer arm of the Milky Way galaxy. That god. But not if you are black, African and starving, but only if you are white, American and have middle class parents. Then pray for your Furby for xmas and it'll happen.

You have to interject mormonism in everything that's said?!!? 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

IF HE SHOWS UP

According to Zager and Evans it might happen around 8585 give or take a 1000 years or so.

[Green Bottle]

If God really did show up and i managed to get a word with him/her id ask,

''oi god, why did you make the Universe so big if were the only one's in it? ah mean, what a monumental waste of fucking resources, you Arsehole''.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

If God really did show up and i managed to get a word with him/her id ask,

''oi god, why did you make the Universe so big if were the only one's in it? ah mean, what a monumental waste of fucking resources, you Arsehole''.

I'd ask why he made me leave my fucking rolling papers at home while I'm stuck sitting in a Toyota dealership waiting room for 2 hours. 

[Solitary]

I'd believe in God if He smites all the Hypocrites and phoney people in the world.

[Desdinova]

I'd believe in God if He smites all the Hypocrites and phoney people in the world.

Who would worship him then?

[Atheon]

Show me a god.

[josephpalazzo]

Show me a god.

The point is that only God can prove his own existence. Nobody can. So if he doesn't show up, game over.

[Solitary]

  When I look in a mirror I see God, if I didn't, then nothing would exist for me, including me.  Think about it! Our brain takes in information from the world around it and creates what we experience.  So reality is just information for us, but what is it really, that provides this information to all of us?      :undecided:  

[Mermaid]

From the wiki page on scientific method:

Scientific researchers propose hypotheses as explanations of phenomena and design experimental studies to test these hypotheses via predictions which can be derived from them. These steps must be repeatable to guard against mistake or confusion in any particular experimenter. Theories that encompass wider domains of inquiry may bind many independently derived hypotheses together in a coherent, supportive structure. Theories, in turn, may help form new hypotheses or place groups of hypotheses into context.

So this.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Let's see..

1) Fly out of the sky and make all the dead rise from a cemetery. However, bonus stuff listed below:

2) Get rid of skinny jeans for dudes... forever.

3) Make a woman that is smoking hot who isn't bitchy or needy and just makes me "sammiches" when I ask.

4) Get rid of reality tv.

5) Abolish taxes

Hey man don't knock skinny jeans.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't skinny jeans just tight pants?

[Desdinova]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't skinny jeans just tight pants?

Only skinny people can wear skinny jeans.  Fat people wear tight jeans.  Jeez APA keep up!

[Deidre32]

Faith is about believing in things unseen, that have no objective proof. When I was a theist, there was beauty in that...but, as an atheist...if evidence were presented, it would fail to be called 'faith.'
Religion would cease to exist, if what it contained (any of them)...could be objectively proven.