Satan is Real

[Aroura33]

What is the Devils greatest deception?: He doesn't exist. You guessed it.

You have no idea how evil he is.

I also was just thinking, that must be a pretty poor deception, since like 90% of Christians believe that Satan is real, and it's a damn populous religion, so he's doing a pretty piss poor job of tricking people into thinking he doesn't exist.  So your entire argument is just stupid from your OWN perspective, since you "know" that most of your xtian fellows are also not tricked.  That makes you a LIAR (or stupid, or both).

Anyway, I know I'm feeding the troll, I guess I'm just a tad bored this morning. :D

[Gerard]

[moderator:dj46drsi]People who threaten us with hell fire, are granted the privilege to be dispensed to cyber heaven a.s.a.p.[/moderator:dj46drsi]

[Savior2006]

A fucking six-post life span. That HAS to be a record.

Edit: Gerard, work on your idiot-response time. It's my dream to see one idiot banned in two vomit posts maximum.

[Warhorse]

What is the Devils greatest deception?: He doesn't exist. You guessed it.

You have no idea how evil he is.

DESPAIR!  FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS.

Praise Jebus! Halleburry!

[Warhorse]

You're lying to yourself and you know it. Why?

You know Jesus is God.

Elpizo, there is only one way to deal with idiots like you, which is simply to ignore you. You're obviously either brainwashed or just really, really stupid. If you truly believe in God, then you're crazy. Jesus was never a man, and even if he was, he was most certainly not the son of God (since God doesn't exist.) Even if we were to believe Jesus actually walked the earth, then we must logically assume that Mary got jiggy with some other MAN while Joseph was away, and then panicked when Joseph came home and found her preggers. "It's the seed of God!" Mary said. But in reality it was actually the seed of Malachi from down the block. Seriously, Elpizo, pull your head out of your backside. I think oxygen deprivation has caused you to suffer brain damage.

[Gerard]

A fucking six-post life span. That HAS to be a record.

Edit: Gerard, work on your idiot-response time. It's my dream to see one idiot banned in two vomit posts maximum.

My response time is lacking. I'm afraid it will remain that way for all eternity.... Which I will spend in a Hellfire specially created for my purposes.



Nobody is perfect. Not even Satan!

Gerard

[Aroura33]

Gerard, I love that ostrich with his new little additions.  He's so cute!!!!

[St Giordano Bruno]

Just found the source of that ridiculous quote:  

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist."

? Charles Baudelaire

[Thumpalumpacus]

You know, all this is gonna end. Your life is a breath. A fleeting blink.

And yours is as well.  The pity is, you will have squandered what few years you have in chatteldom.

Is it the weed that makes you stupid?

Well, that's very Christian of you.  Thanks for playing.

[The Dude]

You're lying to yourself and you know it. Why?

You know Jesus is God.

"I'm the Holy Trinity. I'm half Jesus, I'm half God! I'm my own son."

[youtube:z780dr4z]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ26RApuQJo[/youtube:z780dr4z]

[Gerard]

Gerard, I love that ostrich with his new little additions.  He's so cute!!!!

Thank you! I once considered to put he diabolic version of Marvin (that's what I call my ostrich) up as an avatar. But I like to keep him pure and innocent as he is....

Gerard

[Youssuf Ramadan]

You know, all this is gonna end. Your life is a breath. A fleeting blink.

I heartily agree.  And this is why I intend to spend my time profitably engaged in stimulating activities rather than jacking off over a mythical 2000 year old carpenter's son who is his own father and wants me to accept him as the big burrito so he can forgive me for the sins he caused me to commit.  You need a better hobby, fr00t.

[Bobby_Ouroborus]

Just found the source of that ridiculous quote:  

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist."

? Charles Baudelaire

Actually Baudelaire is great and you're a fucking idiot. I bet you never ever even read Baudelaire.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Just found the source of that ridiculous quote:  

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist."

? Charles Baudelaire

Actually Baudelaire is great and you're a fucking idiot. I bet you never ever even read Baudelaire.

What a civil, well reasoned response.

[WitchSabrina]

What is the Devils greatest deception?: He doesn't exist. You guessed it.

You have no idea how evil he is.

Look who doesn't exist now? That'd be you.
*snark*

So...........you guys had a chew toy and didn't tell me?  Oh, Ok.  I see how it is.
Fine.
See who loves ya when you get old.
 :rollin: