What are some habits/practices that you've picked up that help you?

[Desdinova]

And don't get subsequently banned.  (It feels weird posting in a banned member's thread)

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Avoid eating yellow and brown snow unless no mammals are known to exist and even then it's not the best snow to consume.

[PickelledEggs]

And don't get subsequently banned.  (It feels weird posting in a banned member's thread)

[Atheon]

Masturbation.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

One of my many helpful household hints: Never attempt to screw in a lightbulb. When screwing always screw outside of the bulb. You probably won't fit inside a lightbulb anyway.

[stromboli]

And don't get subsequently banned.  (It feels weird posting in a banned member's thread)

Lol. It's a form of Necromancy. Banned member threads can run for pages unless locked by the mods.

[Mike Cl]

Masturbation.

Verily, I say unto you.  But I've been told that it will make hair grow on your palms and you'll go blind.  I guess that is why my palms are furry and I can't see shit.

[stromboli]

Wike eating puthy makes haiw gwow inside youw mouf. (spits)

[Mike Cl]

Find the path of least resistance, like water, and follow it.

[stromboli]

Find the path of least resistance, like water, and follow it.

Water flows downhill. Is that a coincidence? 

[Mike Cl]

Water flows downhill. Is that a coincidence? 

Not a problem--I started on Mt. Everest. :)

[AllPurposeAtheist]

On a somewhat serious side here.. I actually take the time to scrub my feet every time i take a shower (and I do regularly shower at least biannually not to be confused with bi-anything else your filthy minds can conjure up) so my feet don't stink and to keep from developing nasty fungus's.