Started by Solitary, August 10, 2014, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on August 11, 2014, 09:38:51 AMThe best thing about my colonoscopy was the subsequent farting. Giant, room clearing, anal mass ejections that made me feel like a superhuman. I was so fucking proud. Alas, no one in the recovery room seemed to notice. They just went about their business. Then I heard a sonic boom from somewhere else, and a lady exclaim "I'm so sorry!". The nurse told her, "That's OK honey, farting's OK in here. It's actually necessary". I smiled to myself. "I must be dreaming." I thought. Multiple farts ensued.
Quote from: Solitary on August 11, 2014, 10:18:57 AM I did, and I know what you mean, but it wasn't as bad as I thought was going to be. Finding out I had prostate cancer was, and after the operation, I found out life can even be a worse hell than I had been through before. Solitary