Quotes that would be inappropriate if other people said them

[Mr.Obvious]

http://hypeangel.com/a/10-quotes-that-would-be-inappropriate-if-other-people-said-them

If there were a hell, I'd be going there for laughing at the Helen Keller one.

[Hydra009]

"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country. And I appreciated so very much the frank dialogue. " - Joseph Stalin on Adolf Hitler

“If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything.” - Fred Phelps

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” - Vladimir Putin

"It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency." - Barack Obama

"When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator." - Richard Dawkins

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Ken Ham

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"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." - Rick Perry