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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

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Today at 12:43:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on Today at 12:24:01 PM


Me: Have you ever had your head completely inside a vagina?
Cuz: Hell  no!
Me: So you were an asshole delivery?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

drunkenshoe

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Today at 12:51:18 PM Last Edit: Today at 01:17:15 PM by drunkenshoe
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 25, 2026, 05:43:35 PM

I'd never use it, of course.  But I might put that card in my breast pocket and tap on it the next time someone is being rude to me in line.

Well, by far not the same thing of course but the only instant reward I am proud of getting was when after a nurse who was giving out organ donor forms found out that I donated my body to medicine, she got me out of a huge, long line and a week of comingand going -in a perfectly subtle way which I didn't even get at first, just thinking I was just getting an easy blood test, lol- to the front for a multiple examination and a bunch of tests, winking me with a whisper, holding my hand casually: 'Thank You!' in an Islamic country, no less. Much later, an MD told me that there is so few donations of the sort in the country, and far few less female ones so that 'it checks out' lol. *This emoji has big glasses. :p
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

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Today at 01:05:14 PM
OK, meet, Necati. He is from China, so unfortunately needed an extra operation, lol. *cough.


"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

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Today at 01:12:57 PM
Aaand this is the book nook I did yesterday. Look, how cute it is! :D Yes I'm pretty idle, lol.

Time Book Nook.mp4
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

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Today at 07:07:46 PM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

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Today at 08:34:13 PM

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"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett
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