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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009


drunkenshoe

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM

This is something symbolic, and probably waay dumber than it looks.
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari

Mike Cl

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM
I see it as being much worse than dumb--it is abject stupidity.  And the real problem is the fact this country is already has this mentality on a good day.  According to trump, 1+2 equals either 4 (or 2) or 13.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Hydra009


Dark Lightning

I must have lived a sheltered life. I don't get that picture, at all.

Hydra009

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Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 05, 2022, 10:25:28 PMI must have lived a sheltered life. I don't get that picture, at all.
The group is a stereotypical fantasy team.

A rogue is a master thief and assassin and naturally, decides that it'd be a good idea to put these great skills to use by murdering with abandon everyone in the vicinity - the lords, the ladies, the beggars, the orphan boy, and even his closest companion and only true friend - the orphan boy's puppy - all fall from a variety of increasingly creative and difficult strikes from a pair of poisoned, demonic daggers wielded only by the rogue.  No one has proof, but everyone knows who did it.

A bard is charsmatic and very charming, and uses this to excess, attempting to seduce everyone who makes eye contact.

A druid is at one with nature and wielder of the raw magic of the natural world.  But apparently, they took the "one with nature" part a little too literally and now they've violated several sexual laws, a couple animal cruelty laws, have a new law named after them, and possibly have a new type of Inevitable on its way (Inevitables are essentially superpowered cops who come after you if you break the universal laws of reality).  Suffice it to say that certain liberties were taken that definitely should not have been.

The joke, summarized: my team is dysfunctional and misuses its immense power for selfish and/or sociopathic purposes.


Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Dark Lightning

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 12:53:52 AMThe group is a stereotypical fantasy team.

A rogue is a master thief and assassin and naturally, decides that it'd be a good idea to put these great skills to use by murdering with abandon everyone in the vicinity - the lords, the ladies, the beggars, the orphan boy, and even his closest companion and only true friend - the orphan boy's puppy - all fall from a variety of increasingly creative and difficult strikes from a pair of poisoned, demonic daggers wielded only by the rogue.  No one has proof, but everyone knows who did it.

A bard is charsmatic and very charming, and uses this to excess, attempting to seduce everyone who makes eye contact.

A druid is at one with nature and wielder of the raw magic of the natural world.  But apparently, they took the "one with nature" part a little too literally and now they've violated several sexual laws, a couple animal cruelty laws, have a new law named after them, and possibly have a new type of Inevitable on its way (Inevitables are essentially superpowered cops who come after you if you break the universal laws of reality).  Suffice it to say that certain liberties were taken that definitely should not have been.

The joke, summarized: my team is dysfunctional and misuses its immense power for selfish and/or sociopathic purposes.

OK, what is a "DM"?

the_antithesis


Dark Lightning

Quote from: the_antithesis on August 06, 2022, 02:23:01 PMDirect message. It's what the kids call instant messages.

I know that usage. I'm asking about the letters on the guy's forehead.

OK, I went and asked one of my sons. "Dungeon Master" I've never played that game.

Hydra009

Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?
Dungeon Master.  They're the person who runs the game and the world the players are experiencing.

The DM is stereotypically detail-oriented and knowledgeable while the players are stereotypically impulsive, inattentive, self-centered, and more interested in causing havoc in a bar than pursuing a quest.

Mike Cl

Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?
Dungeon Master--he runs the game for the players of D&D games.  If you are not familiar with what D&D games are, then google it and you will come up with hundreds of pages to go through.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?


Hydra009



Amd where exactly do those zords come from?  Who builds/refuels/maintains them?