Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 05, 2022, 10:25:28 PMI must have lived a sheltered life. I don't get that picture, at all.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 12:53:52 AMThe group is a stereotypical fantasy team.A rogue is a master thief and assassin and naturally, decides that it'd be a good idea to put these great skills to use by murdering with abandon everyone in the vicinity - the lords, the ladies, the beggars, the orphan boy, and even his closest companion and only true friend - the orphan boy's puppy - all fall from a variety of increasingly creative and difficult strikes from a pair of poisoned, demonic daggers wielded only by the rogue. No one has proof, but everyone knows who did it.A bard is charsmatic and very charming, and uses this to excess, attempting to seduce everyone who makes eye contact.A druid is at one with nature and wielder of the raw magic of the natural world. But apparently, they took the "one with nature" part a little too literally and now they've violated several sexual laws, a couple animal cruelty laws, have a new law named after them, and possibly have a new type of Inevitable on its way (Inevitables are essentially superpowered cops who come after you if you break the universal laws of reality). Suffice it to say that certain liberties were taken that definitely should not have been.The joke, summarized: my team is dysfunctional and misuses its immense power for selfish and/or sociopathic purposes.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 06, 2022, 02:23:01 PMDirect message. It's what the kids call instant messages.