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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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dtq123

A dark cloud looms over.
Festive cheer does not help much.
What is this, "Justice?"

stromboli

So I googled Retarded religious morons......


Shiranu

Quote from: dtq123 on May 11, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
Fort Worthless in under fire! Mayday! Mayday! Abandon Fort Worth!

I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Shiranu on May 11, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
Texas has Austin powers!
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

kilodelta

Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

kilodelta

Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

kilodelta

Faith: pretending to know things you don't know


drunkenshoe

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

kilodelta

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 05:17:13 AM
Why is this funny?


Everything about Tim Tebow is funny.

QuoteTT Fun Facts


Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.

Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity â€" twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.

Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Tim Tebow lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Tim Tebow is, in fact, still alive.

Tim Tebow is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Tim Tebow doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Tim Tebow killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Tim Tebow Says because if Tim Tebow says something then you better do it.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Tim Tebow’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.

Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Tim Tebow”.

In 96 hours, Tim Tebow has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

Tim Tebow killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

In kindergarten, Tim Tebow killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Guns dont kill people, Tim Tebow kills people.

If Tim and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Tim would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you’re f***ing dead.”

Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.

It took Tim Tebow two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

Tim Tebow was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Tim Tebow, Tom Cruise admitted that he was God in human-drag.

Tim Tebow’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

When Tim Tebow messes with Sasquatch, it’s animal cruelty.















Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

drunkenshoe

So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

kilodelta

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 12:25:43 PM
So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?

Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.

"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.

"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."

http://tebowing.com
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

drunkenshoe

Quote from: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 01:05:28 PM
Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.

"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.

"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."

http://tebowing.com

:lol:

Thanks, kilo.
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp