Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Baruch]

What kind of a testing they need against civilians?

Live test with thermal and sonic weapons.  President Macron is in need of verification before he buys some from the US.

[Unbeliever]

More than 1 million people have RSVP’d to “storm Area 51,” in the name of memes
A jokey Facebook event has gone viral thanks to the power of shitposting.


That seems like a lot of people, but surely that many won't actually show up. It's an interesting story to watch, though. Do people really believe they're going to accomplish something?


:-P

[drunkenshoe]

Live test with thermal and sonic weapons.  President Macron is in need of verification before he buys some from the US.

LOL Baruch. Why do you think the US army would test new age weaponry on civilians, in the US, in front of cameras? If those people are really traveling there for a stupid showdown, they'd be loaded with recording units of any kind. Why not test it in somewhere else abroad? There are places it won't come out at least not soon or people won't even believe or better, create better bullshit to scare.

If there is an agenda, the first thing to think that it is an attempt to change the headlines, news...general order of the day. Distraction. Because as Unbeliver said, everyone would be watching -globally- what is going to happen. With people or with 'ufos', lol.

Is there anything special going down on those days?   

[drunkenshoe]

This can't be real. Anyone thinks they can outrun bullets if they move some manga style and so see them aliens...fuck it. Is this real? 

At least they issued a warning.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/storm-area-51-latest-aliens-sighting-us-military-ready-nevada-a9004086.html

The Air Force has issued a stern warning to the over half of million people planning to storm a top-secret US military base in the Nevada desert who are on a hunt to “see them aliens.”

Over 600,000 people have signed up to an event called “Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us” which invites attendees to gather en masse before going into the air force base, which has long obsessed alien conspiracy theorists.

The satirical event, which is organised on Facebook and is scheduled to take place on 20 September, appears to be a joke given the high security and heavily guarded nature of the base.

The organisers said: “We can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”

But Air Force spokesperson Laura McAndrews has released a warning to potential trespassers. ...

Ms McAndrews added: “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets”.

But she failed to elaborate on specific details around how officials would react to potential intruders. ...

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event description reads. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

The “Naruto run” is a reference to a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward. It is inspired by the running style of Naruto Uzumaki â€" title character in the Japanese anime series Naruto. 

[Unbeliever]

Yeah, only Superman is faster than a speeding bullet! LOL

[Mr.Obvious]

This can't be real. Anyone thinks they can outrun bullets if they move some manga style and so see them aliens...fuck it. Is this real? 

At least they issued a warning.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/storm-area-51-latest-aliens-sighting-us-military-ready-nevada-a9004086.html

Shoe, it's as real as the aliens locked up in area 51 ;)

[Baruch]

LOL Baruch. Why do you think the US army would test new age weaponry on civilians, in the US, in front of cameras? If those people are really traveling there for a stupid showdown, they'd be loaded with recording units of any kind. Why not test it in somewhere else abroad? There are places it won't come out at least not soon or people won't even believe or better, create better bullshit to scare.

If there is an agenda, the first thing to think that it is an attempt to change the headlines, news...general order of the day. Distraction. Because as Unbeliver said, everyone would be watching -globally- what is going to happen. With people or with 'ufos', lol.

Is there anything special going down on those days?   

I worked at a military facility for the last 22 years.  The public shouldn't approach ... the poor 19 year old isn't very mature, and armed.  I don't think the US government loves the US people, any more than they love the people of Yemen.  And Yemen is a massacre.  In modern times, there is the 1%, and they are all together.  The 99% are totally divided and no more than stinking peasants to them.  Globally, not just nationally.  But I prefer my villains to have British accents ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gR7EYjcP8

Are you the chauffeuse waiting for the boss by the Jaguar? ;-)

Out of the loop now.  Don't know of anything special that they don't want us watching.  But there is always Iran.  Britain tried to escalate the oil war, then defuse.  But the Ayatollahs want war with Israel.  The Globalist leadership not only has blood on its hands, it licks its fingers!  With the trade war and cyclical economic factors, the world only needs a shock, to put it into chaos (opportunity).

[Hydra009]

*laughs in Comcast*

[Hydra009]

Has anybody thought that this is a false flag, for testing all this anti-public military technology?

The cranks have.

[Hydra009]

I dismissed it, thinking people here is making it a big issue and well it is extremely stupid?

Yes, exactly. It's also mostly a Western belief. A delusion of Western constiutional tradition perhaps? Youngsters are always a bit naive about that stuff.

Bear in mind that this was originally a joke proposal.  So yes, unrealistic without a doubt.

I dunno about western constitutional tradition, but the US has a habit of confrontations between civilians and the federal government (that might be a bit of an understatement) as well as the sheer curiosity the public has for a site they believe may have aliens and/or alien technology.  Really captures the imagination.

Also, the naive belief that doing something like this won't have serious consequences (misunderestimating the guards and the police)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They need to see what a .50 can do to a body at medium ranges, say two miles.

[Hydra009]

They need to see what a .50 can do to a body at medium ranges, say two miles.

Chunky salsa?

[Baruch]

The cranks have.

The cranks are always right.  Live testing of military systems is very important.  Hence ... wars.  That was the whole idea behind US involvement in Vietnam.  Testing ... particularly systems in violation of the Geneva Conventions.

[Baruch]

Chunky salsa?

Only Hispanics.  African-Americans look like Kansas City barbecue.  White folk don't bleed, vampires never do.

[Blackleaf]

Bear in mind that this was originally a joke proposal.  So yes, unrealistic without a doubt.

I dunno about western constitutional tradition, but the US has a habit of confrontations between civilians and the federal government (that might be a bit of an understatement) as well as the sheer curiosity the public has for a site they believe may have aliens and/or alien technology.  Really captures the imagination.

Also, the naive belief that doing something like this won't have serious consequences (misunderestimating the guards and the police)

Sad thing is, if the military just opened fire on people as soon as they were in range, slaughtering them all without mercy, I have no doubt Republicans would defend the military for doing so.