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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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drunkenshoe

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January 02, 2026, 08:40:27 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

#18271
January 02, 2026, 08:41:13 AM


I hated it, but it's funny.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

#18272
January 02, 2026, 08:41:53 AM


I'm old.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

#18273
January 02, 2026, 08:43:34 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

drunkenshoe

#18274
January 02, 2026, 08:44:20 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Gawdzilla Sama

#18275
January 02, 2026, 09:07:09 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2026, 08:24:18 AMI want costumes... We should all wear costumes. But they're expensive... myeh.
Now I'm seeing Tommy Lee Jones in a giant chicken suit.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

#18276
January 02, 2026, 09:08:26 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2026, 08:41:13 AM

I hated it, but it's funny.
Try to avoid being turned into a newt.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#18277
January 02, 2026, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2026, 08:43:34 AM
They never got around to that verse at my school. They also skipped the part when King David's wives got raped as punishment for David's infidelity. Sounds fair. That'll teach him. Many writers of the New Testament didn't really know the old Hebrew scriptures all that well, saying things like "No one has ascended into heaven except the one who descended from heaven—the Son of Man" (Jesus). Oops, they forgot about Enoch and Elijah. The resulting mental gymnastics results in words not meaning what they mean anymore.

There is a good reason we still have Jews. Not a single one of the messianic prophesies was fulfilled by Jesus. He wasn't king of Israel who defeated their enemies (oh, they meant "spiritual king"). Stuff like that. I rode a donkey once and I am a spiritual king too. The end of the world was supposed to have already happened. "Truly I say to you, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom". Wrong again, LOL.

Gawdzilla Sama

#18279
January 02, 2026, 10:40:14 AM
A hippopotamus is a horse designed by a committee.
A bible is a book written by a mob who aren't on speaking terms.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Paleophyte

#18280
January 02, 2026, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2026, 10:40:14 AMA hippopotamus is a horse designed by a committee.
A bible is a book written by a mob who aren't on speaking terms.

An elephant is a mouse built by government.

Gawdzilla Sama

#18281
January 02, 2026, 09:02:29 PM
And advertised as a Lipizzaner.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

#18284
January 04, 2026, 02:08:01 PM


If you can't handle me at my Move Along Home, you don't deserve my In The Pale Moonlight
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