Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Gawdzilla Sama]

When I smoked reefer many years ago, we sometimes did something we called "elevator hits," in which we'd squat down, take a big hit, then quickly stand up. The first time I did that I fell over like a tree that had just been cut by a lumberjack! After that I took to wrapping my arms around a tree before I could fall. That kept the lumberjack away.

Try doing those on top of Mt. Etna, with black Pakistani hash laced with opium. If not in this life then in the next one.

[Hydra009]

ARE YOU TRYING TO BE STEALTHY??  TRY DR SHOAL'S PATENTED MUFFLING BOOT INSERTS!

[Hydra009]

Me in the late 90s:

[Cassia]

Me in the late 90s:

The best water is when you are 7 years old, it's a hot summer day and you are drinking from a 50-foot garden hose. Yum.

[Nobody]

I still remember the taste of garden-hose water! 🤣

[Hydra009]

Yeah, wtf is wrong with people and demonizing the garden hose?  They make it sound like the water comes from a septic tank or something.

It comes from the same tap as the kitchen faucet, which by the way, is held to a stronger standard than bottled water, which is often just a hose to a municipal water source.  Granted, the tip of the garden hose probably isn't the cleanest thing in the world, but most people don't french kiss the hose.

It blows my mind that some of the same people who get picky with water smoke cigarettes or drink raw milk or do all sorts of weird diets.  "Alkaline water with a spritz of lemon" congrats you ph stabilized your water lol.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

There's always someone who is enormously offended by someone else having fun. T'was ever thus.

[Nobody]

most people don't french kiss the hose.

Really!? I can't imagine why not!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Really!? I can't imagine why not!

"They're EARS, not SPRINKLERS."

[Nobody]

That's why corn can hear so well, it has ears.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That's why corn can hear so well, it has ears.

Eh?

Oh, you said "corn", not "corny".

[Nobody]

Well, my apologies if the joke itself was corny!
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🤣

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