Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Nobody]

Or was it just one guy named Manny?

[Blackleaf]

Or was it just one guy named Manny?

It was 500 guys named Manny, actually. There was a Manny convention nearby.

[Hydra009]

Definitely going to have to commit this to memory.

My favorite phrase to use: "I'm not sure that's necessarily correct..." (my BS detector is exploding right now)

I also use "this is very different from my normal area of expertise" (I have no idea what I'm doing), "I don't believe he/she has an accurate assessment of the situation" (He/she is lying), and "I think brass expectations were inaccurate" (the higher-ups are delusional)

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Better, the one Viggo Tarasov used for his stash.

[drunkenshoe]

Beer->nose...

[Hydra009]

"Citing Leviticus, I see.  You know, in the same book, there's a passage about foreigners in chapter 19..."

[Hydra009]

[drunkenshoe]

AHAHAHA I LOL'ed.

[Hydra009]

Me: "I swear, this riddle better not be the corn one again.  That's not even a riddle, that's just a pun."
Mr E: "Nothing to do with corn.  Which president wore the biggest hat?"
Me: "I have a riddle for you: How old are you?"
Mr. E: "That's none of your-"
Me: "47.  I watched Dateline before I was put in here.  You got any allergies?"
Mr. E: "Not that I know-"
Me: "Yeah you do.  Bricks."
Mr. E: "But this asylum is filled with them, there's no way-"
Me: "Everyone's allergic ta bricks.  Allow me to demonstrate" *grabs a loose brick and tugs, ripping off chunks of brick*  *takes the pillow out of the pillowcase and packs the brick pieces into his pillowcase as a makeshift club*
Me: "Final riddle: What sound falls?"
Mr E: "Silence."
Me: "Damn skippy."

[Blackleaf]

"Citing Leviticus, I see.  You know, in the same book, there's a passage about foreigners in chapter 19..."

Jesus is too woke for Evangelicals.

[Hydra009]

[Nobody]

I have a puzzle like that, but this guy needs a locksmith (or a bolt cutter).

[Blackleaf]