Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Nobody]

Yeah, we had horse flies and fire ants in Texas when I was a kid, and I'm sure we had black widows, too, but I was lucky to not get bitten by any.

[Blackleaf]

Aren't black widows and brown recluses notoriously poisonous?

[Cassia]

Aren't black widows and brown recluses notoriously poisonous?

Yeh, but I don't think brown widows are as bad. They have an orange hourglass. There are dozens hanging around (get it?) the gardens right now. They get mosquitoes and those big carpenter ants in their web all the time. We also have wasp nests made of mud full of zombie spiders. The insect world is horrifying when you really think about it.

[Blackleaf]

Yeh, but I don't think brown widows are as bad. They have an orange hourglass. There are dozens hanging around (get it?) the gardens right now. They get mosquitoes and those big carpenter ants in their web all the time. We also have wasp nests made of mud full of zombie spiders. The insect world is horrifying when you really think about it.

All of nature is horrifying, if you look at it too close. Most things die be being eaten alive. Say you're born as a sea turtle. Chances are, you don't live long enough to touch the water.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I married a book widow spider.

[Hydra009]

[Nobody]

God doesn't like Fantastic Four skins! 🤣

[Hydra009]

[Nobody]

But can it solve a Rubik's cube in 0.103 seconds?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That's 0.003 seconds with a chainsaw. Solved.

[Nobody]

Yeah, just like the Gordion knot! 🤣

[Blackleaf]

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

BMW interior view:



(the turn signal achievement is glitched - it incorrectly implies that use of the turn signal will be rewarded.  Community playtesting has instead found that credit is only truly rewarded for using the hazard lights to park in a fire lane.  Apologies for the confusion.  At this time, the community is unsure if hazard light parking gives double rewards on train tracks.)

[drunkenshoe]

I don't get this.