Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Hydra009]

Sanctioned Psykers have always been a welcome and worthy addition to any loyalist battleforce...

*side-eye from the Thousand Sons*

...and absolutely not dangerous at all to friendly forces...unless their powers go awry and kill us all or they become possessed by daemons who puppeteer their body and use them as a beachhead to invade our universe and kill us all.

Just give them a wide berth and be ready to cave in their head with a warhammer and shoot the body with all the ammo you have if they so much as drop their rosary.  And I want to be clear here, I mean every word of that very literally.  All the ammo you have.  Not just shoot them a little or stop when they stop moving.  I mean shoot them until there's literally no ammo left.

[Unbeliever]

So, double-tap's not enough?

[Hydra009]

So, double-tap's not enough?

Nope.  Every second counts and they can be unexpectedly resilient or prone to transformation.

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

Guilty, guilty, and guilty.

I actually watched the Dolittle movie and beforehand told someone that I had read a bunch of the Doctor Dolittle books as a kid.  They asked me which story was my favorite and I had to admit that I didn't remember anything from any of the stories.  Literally nothing was retained.

I do remember that I read a Berenstain Bears book and incorrectly pronounced the authors' last name to my parents, who corrected me.  So I spitefully wrote an e over the a on the cover.  I'm sorry for the resulting "Mandela effect" everyone, I was a dumb kid.

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

Soo...there actually is a great, optimistic scifi show.  Pretty obscure.  Not many people have heard about it.  It's called Star Trek.  And the reason it's optimistic is because society is structured around something besides the almighty dollar and shareholder value.

You can't have an optimistic show about the future while simultaneously clinging to an archaic, cruel system.  It'd be like feudal lords imagining a future where feudalism still exists and the serfs just like it now because they have some extra gizmos.  It's just delusional.

[Hydra009]

[drunkenshoe]

Apparently, people really believed that he died young because he cut the knot instead of untying it, lol.

[Hydra009]

It costs $500 usd and must be delivered in a special box that is 80% plastic packaging by weight and contains instruction manuals in French, German, 12th century English, and for inexplicable reasons, Dyirbal.

Every day at a random time between 11pm and 1am, it will make a 50-70dB whirling noise that transitions to a 30-50dB grinding noise before abruptly stopping after about a minute, afterwards faintly smelling of ozone for approximately 30 minutes.

It requires both an electrical and internet connection.

[Unbeliever]

What, no instructions in Klingon!? 😱

[drunkenshoe]

I thought the arms rests, and the front part of the car was a dog wearing hat sitting in the middle...   

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I thought the arms rests, and the front part of the car was a dog wearing hat sitting in the middle...   

You really need to have a nice set-down with someone. I know a guy. He used to like me. Shared my dreams with him. Never calls anymore.

[Unbeliever]

Is his name Bob Sacamano?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Que?