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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Unbeliever

I've read most, if not all, of the books, and I definitely think it's worth a look.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on March 25, 2025, 07:51:46 AM

I would argue that "men" IS the species. Especially in settings where there are multiple humanoid races, like elves, orcs, etc, "men" typically means "humans."

But besides that, this devil is really bad at his one job. He didn't ask for a price or anything. lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

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Quote from: Blackleaf on March 26, 2025, 11:58:38 AMI would argue that "men" IS the species. Especially in settings where there are multiple humanoid races, like elves, orcs, etc, "men" typically means "humans."

But besides that, this devil is really bad at his one job. He didn't ask for a price or anything. lol
It says "discount wishes" so I assume the cost is upfront.  Also, the devil's been down on his luck lately and just doesn't have his heart in it like he used to.  Lost his fiddle, lost his antique store, and though he's the co-author of the extremely rare book The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, it really went down in value due to rampant forgeries and apparently a bookkeeper who ought to know better smoking on it and an unknown person tearing some of the pages out.

His rebound was a "web 4.0" e-commerce website that was bought by Google but then Google backed out and sued him and Google won (turns out you can win all sorts of court cases if the judge's websearch redirects to a google image page with nothing but pictures of their family) which wiped him out.  Technically, he still has a combination of land and real estate in Paradise, Nevada and Newark, New Jersey.  Also, some lingering royalty payments from Black Metal albums and Mexican hot sauce, but it's a pitiful amount.


Hydra009



Chair is facing the wrong direction and the lighting is a tad too bright, but otherwise perfect.

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

Knowing my sister was enough to scare me every day.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

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We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009



Woulda been better with Pippin, imho.

Unbeliever

"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Sauron: "Can you tell me where is the One Ring?"

Pippin: "I can, but I won't."

Sauron: "Tell me where it is, or I'll have my armies burn the shires as soon as they're done with Gondor."

Pippin: "I saw what you deleted."
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

drunkenshoe

"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Hydra009



"Now, just sign the release."
"500 dollars?"
"Nothing in this life is free, is free"


Blackleaf

I don't click on Twitter links out of principle. Let it die.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--