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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009

#16890
March 03, 2025, 11:47:18 PM
That's not soup.  That's a saucer with a combination of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.  You sop up the oil/vinegar with the bread and eat it.

drunkenshoe

#16891
March 03, 2025, 11:57:22 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 03, 2025, 04:41:52 PMI feel like I'm having a stroke reading this. What? lol

I've no idea.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

the_antithesis

#16892
March 04, 2025, 12:32:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 03, 2025, 11:47:18 PMThat's not soup.  That's a saucer with a combination of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.  You sop up the oil/vinegar with the bread and eat it.

That's weird soup.

Gawdzilla Sama

#16893
March 04, 2025, 06:49:37 AM
Dip that shit!

The soup thing reminded me of Ivan Denisovich, who was happy that he had THREE fish eyeballs in his soup. A good day in his life.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#16894
March 04, 2025, 09:58:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 03, 2025, 11:47:18 PMThat's not soup.  That's a saucer with a combination of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.  You sop up the oil/vinegar with the bread and eat it.
Does that stuff have a name? You could do that with soup, too. Especially good ol' mushroom soup.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

#16895
March 04, 2025, 11:14:16 AM
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

#16897
March 04, 2025, 06:10:36 PM
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#16898
March 04, 2025, 07:21:19 PM
I was thinking more like Brokeback Mountain.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

#16899
March 04, 2025, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 04, 2025, 07:21:19 PMI was thinking more like Brokeback Mountain.
I went with Ötzi Tötzi by default.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

#16900
March 05, 2025, 08:11:12 AM Last Edit: March 05, 2025, 09:58:29 AM by Hydra009

Gawdzilla Sama

#16901
March 05, 2025, 08:35:44 AM
How to make Navy coffee:

Start with one of those 30 gal coffee pots that has been brewing for at least 36 hours. (Test by releasing a few ounces into a cup. If the coffee stays in the cup it's not ready to drink. If it escapes from the cup track it so the Marines can hunt it down.)

Drink the coffee continuously, no tapering off toward the end of your watch.

If the coffee is up to USN standards you'll still be chewing on it after a four hour watch. Go up to the mess decks and spit it back into the pot.

DO NOT throw coffee overboard. It has been known to crawl onto shore and endanger children and small animals. ("Small" being anything smaller than an North American bison.)

Repeat three/four times a day until you reach port. You will be ready to appreciate liberty by being entirely too awake for the first three days in port.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

drunkenshoe

#16902
March 05, 2025, 08:56:33 AM
Apparently, I have H1N1. I was vaccinated in 2005, but then apparently it's developed, became stronger and more fatal.

The muscle and joint pain is so severe, I've never experienced anything like this before.

Fever is down, I got a bit better but while coughing, sneezing there is this incredible pain. And it looks like it is gonna go on a bit.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Gawdzilla Sama

#16903
March 05, 2025, 08:57:29 AM
Hang in there, mate! Don't be afraid to ask for pain killers, suffering impedes recovery.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#16904
March 05, 2025, 10:40:41 AM
We're all in this together. I'm pullin' for ya! 🖖
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman
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