Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Hydra009]

My neighbors at 2am:

[Blackleaf]

Must be looking for beans.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Closed hazmat suit is not the place to fart.

[Unbeliever]

Unless your farts don't stink. 👀

[Blackleaf]

My farts are often deadly. I make the dogs leave the room.

[Dark Lightning]

Best fart. I had my (ruptured) appendix removed in October '74. Winter of '75 I was visiting my sister in Idaho. January or February. I ripped one off, and they opened the windows when it was below freezing outside, to remove the stench. I had horrible gas for a couple of years after surgery. Not as bad now. 🙄

[Hydra009]

Even with darkvision, that cat doesn't stand a chance.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The dirty joke that got past the censors.

[Hydra009]

*looks both ways before cutting into the car lane out of necessity*
*car lays on the horn, aggravated that cyclists can't read or follow the rules*
*local government receives feedback that people are unhappy with the bike lanes, therefore they must be removed entirely*

[Hydra009]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Should be legal to shoot people who are chipper before breakfast.

[Unbeliever]

Yeah, they haven't even had their coffee yet!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Don't gut shoot them, the coffee leaks out and makes a mess.









Or so I'm told.

[the_antithesis]

My bullets haven't had their coffee yet.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Multitask.