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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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aitm

#16695
February 01, 2025, 04:31:25 PM
I picked up a somewhat surprising superstition about a year ago. Really quite silly and yet....it seems to be working! I thank a traffic light that turns green just as I get to it! Really! And I laugh at the absurdity, but, I gotta tell ya, lots of lights turning green for me now. Maybe I am a traffic light god.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Gawdzilla Sama

#16696
February 01, 2025, 05:27:30 PM
♫Ah saw da light, lard, ah saw da light♫
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Blackleaf

#16697
February 01, 2025, 06:54:47 PM
A significant part of me is convinced of solipsism; that nothing and no one else is real. Why I'd torture myself like this, I don't know. At first, I was thinking that maybe the illusion wouldn't be as strong if I was happy, but if that's the logic, it's clearly not working. lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Gawdzilla Sama

#16698
February 01, 2025, 06:58:14 PM
The results from the solipsism tournament are in. Everybody lost.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

#16699
February 01, 2025, 08:09:45 PM
Quote from: aitm on February 01, 2025, 04:31:25 PMI picked up a somewhat surprising superstition about a year ago. Really quite silly and yet....it seems to be working! I thank a traffic light that turns green just as I get to it! Really! And I laugh at the absurdity, but, I gotta tell ya, lots of lights turning green for me now. Maybe I am a traffic light god.
I do the "abracadabra green!" thing on traffic lights and initially it more or less worked, but lately it's not working :(

Unbeliever

#16700
February 01, 2025, 09:09:49 PM
I had a friend several years ago who swore up and down that when he walked around at night the street lights would come on just as he was getting to them! 🤣
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

#16703
February 01, 2025, 11:55:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2025, 06:58:14 PMThe results from the solipsism tournament are in. Everybody lost.

Everyone at the solipsist convention will be disappointed to hear that.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

#16704
February 02, 2025, 08:03:45 PM


Imagine not knowing the Bible this much but posing as a super devout Christian.

drunkenshoe

#16705
February 03, 2025, 01:43:10 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Mr.Obvious

#16706
February 03, 2025, 02:11:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 02, 2025, 08:03:45 PM

Imagine not knowing the Bible this much but posing as a super devout Christian.

That's like when baoris johnsons said not to worry about brexit 'cause it would be a TITANIC succes.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

drunkenshoe

#16707
February 03, 2025, 04:18:10 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Hydra009

#16708
February 03, 2025, 09:39:37 AM
Don't invite me to the concert unless it's like this:

Blackleaf

#16709
February 03, 2025, 02:46:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 03, 2025, 09:39:37 AMDon't invite me to the concert unless it's like this:



"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--
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