Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[drunkenshoe]

I had to count all of those words just to see if it was 55 fiction! 🤣

I didn't get a thing from that.

[Unbeliever]

55 fiction is stories that are told in exactly 55 words. Some of them are pretty good.

[drunkenshoe]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

♫I can't write fifty-five!♫

[Hydra009]

[Blackleaf]

[Hydra009]

I heard he was diagnosed with syphilis, too.  People are saying it.  There's a lot of talk about it.  And in my non-fact checked view, it feels like something that might be true. He says he doesn't have a rat penis, but who's to say what's true and what's not?  It's all subjective.

[Unbeliever]

Hey, alternative facts are still facts! 🤣

[the_antithesis]

".... Rapture is transforming before my eyes. The Great Chain is pulling away from me. Perhaps it's time to give it a tug."

[Unbeliever]

That guy looks like J. Jonah Jameson, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman hater! 🤣

[Hydra009]

Everything's simple when you're simple-minded

[Dark Lightning]

The amount of salt that's going to be in the sea water when it's dropped on a fire isn't all that much. It takes a lot more salt to kill the soil at a given location, a lot more than one would think. And the ocean is precisely where the water scooping planes are going. What, buildings on fire? Guess I'll fly over to some fresh water supply to save some plants! Sheeit.

[the_antithesis]

That guy looks like J. Jonah Jameson, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman hater! 🤣

It's Andrew Ryan. The villain, until he's not, in the game Bioshock.

[Hydra009]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The amount of salt that's going to be in the sea water when it's dropped on a fire isn't all that much. It takes a lot more salt to kill the soil at a given location, a lot more than one would think. And the ocean is precisely where the water scooping planes are going. What, buildings on fire? Guess I'll fly over to some fresh water supply to save some plants! Sheeit.

Depends on their sector of responsibility. There are lakes they can use. Air Traffic Control vectors them to the best choice for refilling. Time critical requires a controller keeping thing tight.

During that really big flare up "a few years ago" there was a flotilla of boats tied together in the middle of one of those lakes. My cousin sent me video from  his phone.