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Started by Nam, July 05, 2014, 10:57:40 PM

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Nam

Dating sites. I just learned about this one:

(These are real dating sites)

http://www.farmersonly.com/traditional_dating

The woman in the kitchen, and the man fucking livestock.

http://www.uglyschmucks.com

You're fucking ugly so join a website and hook up with someone uglier than you.

http://www.darwindating.com

Not for the atheist but the beautiful. Because only beautiful people can make beautiful people (don't tell ugly schmucks).

http://www.stdmatch.net

Do you have herpes and looking for a guy with AIDS -- we're the place for you (except lepers, you bitches stay away!)

http://www.womenbehindbars.com

Can't get a woman? Ever tried one who murdered her entire family? We're the place for you!

http://www.agematch.com

Are you a 90 year old man on your death bed but still looking for that 18 year old girl to give you a blowjob -- this is the place for you!

http://www.zombiepassions.com

Are you a guy just looking to eat some pussy...literally? Come one, come...until you die.

http://furrymate.com

Where wolves make love to pigs, and dogs chase cats to lick 'em, not eat 'em. Stay away from the donkeys, they can hurt you.

http://diapermates.com

Do you wear a diaper? Are you into babies or old people? We're the place for you (byod)

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

stromboli

There are always positive aspects to everyrthing. for example, "farmers only" could get you recipes for like Apple Pan Dowdy and tips on how to pick the ripest watermelon.

Hooking up with a prison chick lifer who committed murder could get you some useful pointers on how to deal with deadbeats.

Positive my friend. Think positive.

Nam

Quote from: stromboli on July 06, 2014, 12:14:04 AM
There are always positive aspects to everyrthing. for example, "farmers only" could get you recipes for like Apple Pan Dowdy and tips on how to pick the ripest watermelon.

Hooking up with a prison chick lifer who committed murder could get you some useful pointers on how to deal with deadbeats.

Positive my friend. Think positive.


Until I see an atheist singles I WILL STAY NEGATIVE!

j/k

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

stromboli

Yeah well fortunately I'm married, because any dating site I would be interested in would involve primitive weapons and and hand forging Bowie knives.

Nam

Here's an atheist dating site: http://www.freethinkermatch.com

Look at the statistics on the front page:

New Members in last week: 35
Total Male Members:    13579
Total Female Members:    4259
Pictures in Last Week:    9
Currently Online: 1

That's just pathetic.

This place makes a comment about atheist dating sites:

http://www.cupidslibrary.com/categories/atheist
QuoteWith the abudant popularity of faith-based dating sites, it seems only natural that some places for agnostics and atheists would pop upas well. While a lot of the sites in this category specifically brand themselves as atheist or agnostic-only, we've also included sites that have a pre-dominantly atheist and agnostic memberbase (e.g. OkCupid). Though admittedly, a major factor in including them was that at the time of writing, all the atheist-only sites are pretty much deserted. Quite possibly that might be because atheists don't care enough about faith to sign up on a specific dating site because of it. How surprising.

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

Hydra009

Quote from: Nam on July 05, 2014, 10:57:40 PMhttp://furrymate.com

Where wolves make love to pigs, and dogs chase cats to lick 'em, not eat 'em. Stay away from the donkeys, they can hurt you.

http://diapermates.com

Do you wear a diaper? Are you into babies or old people? We're the place for you (byod)