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Hydra009 · September 03, 2025, 11:00:34 AM

https://i.imgur.com/FAy5bte.mp4

Once upon a midnight dreary, I floundered, weak and weary,
On cheap bedding and even cheaper sheets, boxer-clad and nothing more—
I almost nodded off to an early napping, but there was a tapping,
Some gentle rapping, rapping at my double-wide's door.
"Just a stray cat," I muttered, "tapping at my door—
Just that and nothing more."

After many nights of ceaseless, vexxing rapping and tapping, I abruptly threw open my door.
With maddened eyes, I beheld a dense mist invade from door to floor.
No, not mist, that was not its true abominable form.
My gaze drove deeper and deeper into that misty storm and beheld a fiendish swarm!
A pestilent blight of mosquitoes driving deeper and deeper through my open door.
Startled and shook, in panic I grabbed my lighter
If I must die, I will die a fighter
Ablaze in mind and body
Insects' doom to embody
But alas I could find neither spark nor tinder
No way to turn to cinder
That vile swarm that swarmed the door - that corps sat upon my door and summoned its reserves forth more and more.

The next day, the police pounded on my door. Pounded and heard nothing more.
My room they did survey and nothing was found astray - not even a body passed away
For the swarm and their prey had gone away
And silence fell forever more.

Hydra009 · September 04, 2025, 10:39:56 PM

Oh no, a fun-loving person so passionate about some show that they're willing to create (or buy) an outfit from the show and be incredibly emotionally vulnerable in public spaces about it. Passion, creativity, and guts sure are big turn-offs! /sarcasm