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Started by wolf39us, February 20, 2013, 01:18:22 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

drunkenshoe

"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Hydra009

Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 29, 2025, 08:17:27 PM

Spot on. Lol'ed
As a twin: "You did [something wrong], you're grounded!"
"Why did you let your brother do [something wrong], you're grounded!"  Co-parenting before I knew my multiplication charts, smh.

drunkenshoe

Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2025, 09:20:26 PMAs a twin: "You did [something wrong], you're grounded!"
"Why did you let your brother do [something wrong], you're grounded!"  Co-parenting before I knew my multiplication charts, smh.

Well? Why did you? :pp
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett


Hydra009

Footage of me trying to carry a glass of water up the stairs (DEX and WIS are my dump stats)

https://i.imgur.com/dHHtgRa.mp4

Hydra009


Lots of people assure me that it's not possible.  Not people from countries with subsidized healthcare, though.  Kind of an important detail...

It's a bit like walking by a coffee shop and the person I'm with telling me that coffee doesn't exist, it's crap quality that no one likes, but the parking lot's full and meanwhile, we're basically just boiling water and putting a pinecone in there and telling ourselves that we're #1.  Just a little dissonance.

Hydra009


Hydra009


Unbeliever

I've heard of walking catfish, but I've never seen one.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman


Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 04, 2025, 11:36:09 PMI've heard of walking catfish, but I've never seen one.
They can absorb some O2 directly from the air, but that has its limits and they have to get back to the water eventually.

I wonder how long it was actually out of the water. People wouldn't cheat on those videos, would they?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Hydra009 on January 31, 2025, 12:42:35 AM

Lots of people assure me that it's not possible.  Not people from countries with subsidized healthcare, though.  Kind of an important detail...

It's a bit like walking by a coffee shop and the person I'm with telling me that coffee doesn't exist, it's crap quality that no one likes, but the parking lot's full and meanwhile, we're basically just boiling water and putting a pinecone in there and telling ourselves that we're #1.  Just a little dissonance.
I remember the old saying "It's free and worth every penny."

Schooling can't be totally free, somebody has to pay for the building, the equipment, and oh, the teachers. So it may be apparently free to the students but they will be paying for someone else's education when they start paying taxes.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2025, 07:33:27 PMI remember the old saying "It's free and worth every penny."

Schooling can't be totally free, somebody has to pay for the building, the equipment, and oh, the teachers. So it may be apparently free to the students but they will be paying for someone else's education when they start paying taxes.
You say that like it's a bad thing but you're basically also describing how Social Security works and that's not exactly a contentious idea.  At least, not the broad strokes.

Gawdzilla Sama

Social security is just another bank savings account when you get down to it. My USN retirement pays four times what my social security account gives me. I'm not the typical user there, there were a lot of years when I didn't have any income the government knew about. (I'll leave that there.)
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers