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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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Unbeliever

What do atoms and Trump have in common?

Atoms make up everything, and so does Trump.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 04, 2025, 02:12:47 PMWhat do atoms and Trump have in common?

Atoms make up everything, and so does Trump.
The brain on an atom is very, very small.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

What 2 things can you not have for breakfast?


Lunch and dinner.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 06, 2025, 01:24:58 PMWhat 2 things can you not have for breakfast?


Lunch and dinner.
Never stood watch-and-watch on a warship, have you.

In "The Blue Knight" a policeman winds up having breakfast for every meal because he's on 3rd shift and his biological clock is FUBAR.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

No, never got on a ship. I was a radioman, but I was able to stay stateside.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

Netanyahu has a particularly dark joke of his own: he gifted a golden pager to Trump


Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 06, 2025, 04:08:30 PMNo, never got on a ship. I was a radioman, but I was able to stay stateside.
You missed the thrill of crossing the Pacific at 14.9601 mph.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 06, 2025, 04:08:30 PMNo, never got on a ship. I was a radioman, but I was able to stay stateside.
We had two radiomen in our PBR flot. One at each end of the five boat squad.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

I recall that radiomen worked in the safest place on the ship, due to their high importance to any missions.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 06, 2025, 06:53:50 PMI recall that radiomen worked in the safest place on the ship, due to their high importance to any missions.
And if you don't believe that just ask them.

I was helo'd onto my next boat (Reeves) in the IO. Me (a pit snipe), and six twidgets. Sounded about right.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

Have you ever been across the equator? I was told that can be a very memorable experience.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 07, 2025, 09:42:52 AMHave you ever been across the equator? I was told that can be a very memorable experience.
Yeah, first line crossing  was between the Galápagos Islands and Ecuador. The wogginess was driven from me for fair.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman