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[Sargon The Grape]

Saw this on Memebase today, and immediately regretted not making popcorn this morning.

[Poison Tree]

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Chicken is vegetarian!   #-o

There is nothing wrong with that picture. The checked articles are to explain how the chickens were fed and looked after.

-They were fed by all vegetarian diet. They didn't eat any animal by products. Hence the corn pic. (Mad cow disease was a result of something related to feeding animals basically with themselves and some kind of meat products, if I remember correctly.)
-And that they are range animals. They moved before becoming food.

Wonder if eating insects still counts as being vegetarian? I suppose if people can eat fish and sometimes chicken while call themselves vegetarian (talking with food in their mouth, how uncouth) then vegetarian chickens should be able to eat insects

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I demand baby eating be declassified at being meat eating and declared a viable vegan menu item!  

[Poison Tree]

I know it is not a picture, but speaking of vegetarians

Why I am Not a Vegetarian by David Oliveira

It's not that I love animals less,
a case could be made I love them more—
and it's not that I love vegetables less,
I love them rare,
nothing more savory than raw celery
clawing and kicking its way down the gullet.

What I find hard to stomach is vegetarians.
If there is a vegetarian at the table, we all
get called in to be witnesses at a police lineup.
Cheese, eggs, fish,
each suspect paraded for identification—
pronounced innocent, guilty,
please take two steps forward.

And it's not like there is just one canon
for the good host to worry about.
Each vegetarian comes with a different menu.
Most won't eat anything that had legs,
though many eat fish, a fin nothing like a leg,
And eat shrimp, that have legs
which count as fins since they come from the sea
and taste so good in a Newburg sauce.
Oysters are problematic, without legs and from the sea,
but mostly eaten alive, like carrots.
A few pass on eggs because of the latent leg potential,
though pasta is usually okay,
the potential hard to realize under the marinara.

One friend doesn't drink milk
but asks for extra au jus
for his mashed potatoes. I haven't the heart
to explain what kind of vegetable the "au" is
or how many get squeezed to make a cup of "jus."

Don't misunderstand,
I admire those who stand on principle,
however vague, who doesn't admire
the resolve of, say, a Jerry Falwell,
to bear the weight of so much conviction
he can hardly walk to church.
Praise the Lord for limousines.
As my mother would say,
"Live and let live—
Just keep the details to yourself,
And pass the ketchup, please."

[random_person]

Wonder if eating insects still counts as being vegetarian? I suppose if people can eat fish and sometimes chicken while call themselves vegetarian (talking with food in their mouth, how uncouth) then vegetarian chickens should be able to eat insects

I have no idea. It shouldn't though, right? They have a face and eyes. Isn't their motto "I don't eat anything with a face?" I always think that talking to vegetarians. That's why it is OK to eat plants. They don't have faces.

As somebody who's been a vegetarian for seven years or so, I feel inclined to comment that although there are some pescatarians (people who eat fish, but not other animal life) who call themselves vegetarians, the overwhelming majority of people who self-identify as vegetarian are actual vegetarians. As it happens, it wasn't until this winter that I actually met a pescatarian who called herself a vegetarian: before that point, the only awareness I had of this practice was through other people telling me that they existed (and, rather irritatingly, wondering why it is I don't eat fish when 'other vegetarians' do). Although there are several dietary variations within vegetarianism (ovo, lacto, ovo-lacto, vegan etc.), as the Oxford English Dictionary defines a vegetarian as 'a person who does not eat meat or fish' and as the Vegetarian Society amongst other bodies does not consider pescatarianism to be a vegetarian diet, it's safe to say that any conscious consumption of other animals, however infrequent, immediately discounts one from being a vegetarian: indeed, it would be like being a teetotaller who has the occasional shot!

I apologise for making a tangent of such a serious nature on a thread intended for comedy, but as I've had to put up with quite a bit from people who consider my dietary practice eccentric, it does bother me when others mischaracterise it, even if they genuinely don't realise that it's a mischaracterisation.

Anyway, back to the funny pictures!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Be careful crossing the street.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Republican infrastructure investment.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Oh, what the hell..goodbye.  :Hangman:

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Sal1981]

Buwwuhaaaa! Too late, feminists are taking over the world. All males will be slaves!

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That's goddamn creepy, and not funny at all.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Jason78]

Do they even have buffalo in Pakistan?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do they even have buffalo in Pakistan?

Yeah, but there they're called "tractors".

[GrinningYMIR]