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Started by Mr_C, November 17, 2006, 02:44:26 PM

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AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "aitm"I haven't used a thermometer in years. I know when I feel bad so I just pop some, drink some and hit the blankie. Like many Dads and Moms, I can as well, kiss the forehead of my kid and tell you what her temp is...well.....somewhat, we know if she is running a temp. No, I don't go kissing some fucking strangers little mop heads....fuck that. Little bug infested filthy vermin fucks...
But we know you're secretly a Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer quality control inspector.  [-X
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: "aitm"I haven't used a thermometer in years. I know when I feel bad so I just pop some, drink some and hit the blankie. Like many Dads and Moms, I can as well, kiss the forehead of my kid and tell you what her temp is...well.....somewhat, we know if she is running a temp. No, I don't go kissing some fucking strangers little mop heads....fuck that. Little bug infested filthy vermin fucks...
So you're Marie Barone?

caseagainstfaith

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AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "caseagainstfaith"Just FYI, the J&J rectal thermometer bit is bogus:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp
You're just a regular killjoy now. The good news is that being a killjoy is a hoax.  :)
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Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

PickelledEggs

Quote from: "Hydra009"[ Image ]
This is hilariously relevant  :rollin:

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "PickelledEggs"
Quote from: "Hydra009"[ Image ]
This is hilariously relevant  :rollin:
And very strangely arousing.   :-$
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The Skeletal Atheist

Extra extra read all about it:
APA finds dogs "arousing"
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

PickelledEggs

:rollin:
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Extra extra read all about it:
APA finds dogs "arousing"


Agramon

"And, tricked by our own early dream
And need of solace, we grew self-deceived,
Our making soon our maker did we deem,
And what we had imagined we believed."
- Thomas Hardy

GrinningYMIR

Since the vid thread died out, I'll just post this video here


[youtube:2j7vj78g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=377Qjg0Fxog[/youtube:2j7vj78g]
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"<br /><br />Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

aitm

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shared that on FB,,awaiting the fun
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Extra extra read all about it:
APA finds dogs "arousing"
That Canadian...? She has a really curvy tail. :-D  :-$
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aitm

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I want this and can't find it...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust