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[Sargon The Grape]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever.

It's just another thing the Mongols used their horses for.

[PickelledEggs]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever.

It's just another thing the Mongols used their horses for.

I swear, those ancient armies and warlords were so resourceful.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

For the less creative artists..

[Hydra009]

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever. I guess I was using mine wrong.

Wait, how does the doctor check your temperature? Also what's a thermometer?

[aitm]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever. I guess I was using mine wrong.

Wait, how does the doctor check your temperature? Also what's a thermometer?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

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Silly London.. Zombies must certainly be a bigger problem than ghosts..  [-X

[PickelledEggs]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever. I guess I was using mine wrong.

Wait, how does the doctor check your temperature? Also what's a thermometer?

Well, I thought it was. But then again... it did seem a little big... and warm...

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I didn't realize penises could detect a fever. I guess I was using mine wrong.

Wait, how does the doctor check your temperature? Also what's a thermometer?

Well, I thought it was. But then again... it did seem a little big... and warm...

I've always found it odd that the doctor was grunting whenever he checked my temperature. It's also odd that they haven't made anything to check temperature other than a penis.  Whatever, I'm not the one who flunked outta med school to offer discount checkups in an alleyway.

[PickelledEggs]

I've always found it odd that the doctor was grunting whenever he checked my temperature. It's also odd that they haven't made anything to check temperature other than a penis.  Whatever, I'm not the one who flunked outta med school to offer discount checkups in an alleyway.

:rollin: At least you get a discount...

Apparently I have been more than just financially fucked in the ass.

[GrinningYMIR]

The body temperature is checked from arm pits where I live. Is it compulsory to...work on the anus over there?

it's under the tongue usually, but some people....prefer...to have it anally.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

The body temperature is checked from arm pits where I live. Is it compulsory to...work on the anus over there?

it's under the tongue usually, but some people....prefer...to have it anally.

Wait, it's under the tongue? You're making me start to regret getting a back alley doctor.

[Sargon The Grape]

The body temperature is checked from arm pits where I live. Is it compulsory to...work on the anus over there?

it's under the tongue usually, but some people....prefer...to have it anally.

Only for home thermometers, sometimes not even then. My thermometer goes in the ear, for example. (Goes about as far as a set of earbuds.)

[PickelledEggs]

I just google image searched "rectal thermometer" and they don't look anything like the one my doctor uses.....

[aitm]

I haven't used a thermometer in years. I know when I feel bad so I just pop some, drink some and hit the blankie. Like many Dads and Moms, I can as well, kiss the forehead of my kid and tell you what her temp is...well.....somewhat, we know if she is running a temp. No, I don't go kissing some fucking strangers little mop heads....fuck that. Little bug infested filthy vermin fucks...