My B-day in 8 hours!!!

[Nam]

I'm allergic to cake, even fake emoticon cake...I WILL DIE!!! (not really) Um...I don't want anything. I'm just sad (not really) that I've gotten no b-day cards. but I did get me cheesecake (not a real cake) and Happy Feet 1&2 on DVD plus Babyface's GH's.

I can eat carrot cake and cupcakes but that's it for cakes. I used to get fried chicken but then Hardee's stopped selling it, and though Publix's (a supermarket) fried chicken's good it's really bready.

So I made chicken & rice.

-Nam

[stromboli]

http://www.123greetings.com/birthday/happy_birthday/happy_birthday_tiger.html

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I warned you about this getting old shit, but did you listen to me? Hell no.

[Nam]

I warned you about this getting old shit, but did you listen to me? Hell no.

I never listen. It's a problem i'm not working on.

-Nam

[stromboli]

I never listen. It's a problem i'm not working on.

-Nam

I'd like to say I hear you, but I don't.

[Nam]

I'd like to say I hear you, but I don't.

Get the wax out of your ears. I hear qtips work.

-Nam

[Mr.Obvious]

source: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/855fa1240e900d0c5382e36d9a2ecd97

[stromboli]

Get the wax out of your ears. I hear qtips work.

-Nam

I'm deaf. Q tips don't work on deaf.

[Nam]

I'm deaf. Q tips don't work on deaf.

You got excuses for everything.

-Nam

[SGOS]

HBDTY
HBDTY
HBDDN
HBDTY

[DunkleSeele]

By the way: at 37, you're still a kiddo!

[Nam]

My body looked liked that once, for a minute but it took too much work to keep it that way, got in my way of being a bum.

-Nam

[Green Bottle]

As we say in Scotland, awrabest.....

[Nam]

^it would've been better if she were in her b-day suit.

-Nam