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Started by josephpalazzo, May 28, 2014, 10:57:02 AM

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June 03, 2014, 07:03:10 PM
How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?


No one knows since they won't do it if anyone is looking.
Carl Sagan
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

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#16
June 04, 2014, 06:51:30 AM
Why was Heisenberg's wife dissatisfied?

[spoiler]When he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position he didn't have the momentum.[/spoiler]
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