Homosexual Juggernaut Is Creating Fascist Police State. Seriously.

[Atheon]

Of course, the author doesn't mention how he comes to this conclusion. So the same argument could be applied to anything. "I have seen an increasing number of people carrying umbrellas lately. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!" "Miley Cyrus stuck her tongue out on TV. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!"

[Hydra009]

Of course, the author doesn't mention how he comes to this conclusion. So the same argument could be applied to anything. "I have seen an increasing number of people carrying umbrellas lately. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!" "Miley Cyrus stuck her tongue out on TV. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!"

I've nicknamed this argument ad apocalypse.

You can strengthen any weak argument against something by claiming that the end result will be cataclysmic.

♪ When in doubt, just add apocalypse! ♫

[SGOS]

Of course, the author doesn't mention how he comes to this conclusion. So the same argument could be applied to anything. "I have seen an increasing number of people carrying umbrellas lately. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!" "Miley Cyrus stuck her tongue out on TV. Ergo: armies of fascists will take over and round us up, never to see us again!"

That's the first thing that jumped out at me.  How he makes connections is a wonder.  I guess during a good rant you don't need to make connections.  Just name a bunch of things that piss you off, and therefore assume one causes the others.

[stromboli]

I've nicknamed this argument ad apocalypse.

You can strengthen any weak argument against something by claiming that the end result will be cataclysmic.

♪ When in doubt, just add apocalypse! ♫

That is fucking brilliant. I think you have just defined a whole new branch of argument ad absurdium.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've nicknamed this argument ad apocalypse.

You can strengthen any weak argument against something by claiming that the end result will be cataclysmic.

♪ When in doubt, just add apocalypse! ♫

Will "orgasmic" do in a pinch?

[stromboli]

(Stromboli adds "argument ad orgasmic" to the list)

[Munch]

Don't you just love this victim mentality created by these upper to middle class white straight Christian conservatives?

It's like seeing my 4 year old nephew slap his 2 year old brother and then cry for his mama because the slap hurt his hand.

[Brian37]

Fuck big oil, we need to ban tin foil, too many people make hats out of it.

[Savior2006]

Godwin's Law. Bill loses.