Why Can't We Have Elections Like This?

[stromboli]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/porn-star-nikki-benz-running-rob-ford-toronto-mayor-article-1.1808747

Rob Ford's goal of winning reelection as Toronto mayor just got even harder.
The crack-smoking, free-wheeling lawmaker faces a challenge from bombshell porn star Nikki Benz, who formally announced her candidacy Wednesday.
Benz, whose films include "Strap On Sally 20" and "Meet the F-----s 6," told the Toronto Sun that she'd do a better job than Ford, who is currently undergoing drug rehab, at running Canada's largest city.
"I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it," Benz said, adding that she would lower taxes and seriously work to bring the adult-film industry to Toronto.
"It would generate a lot of profit for the city," she said.

Benz, who has appeared in 217 adult films as well as smut-mags Penthouse and Hustler, has also pledged to make National Masturbation Day - May 7 - a civic holiday.
The 32-year-old former Penthouse "Pet of the Year" hasn't yet officially registered as a candidate, but when she does, she will be the city's 55th mayoral candidate for the Oct. 27 election. Others include an indie rock singer, a lawyer and a clown.
Porn critics have elected her as having had the "Best Tease Performance" (2006), the "Best Three-way Sex Scene (2008) and the "Best All-Girl Three-way Sex Scene" (2010), and now she hopes Toronto voters will elect her into office.
The Double-D dynamo has already attracted a healthy amount of attention to her campaign with some eye-grabbing slogans posted to her Twitter account, along with some barely-safe-for-work photos.

"Trade in your Ford for a Benz," reads one. Another post claims that Benz, "may lower my top now, and as Toronto Mayor I'll lower property taxes."
Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack cocaine, has been in rehab for at least the past several weeks.
He announced earlier this month that he would take a break from his reelection campaign to seek help for his drinking and drug use.

Best 3 way sex scene? If that isn't qualifications, what is? Rob Ford is a walking cartoon to begin with, so might as well up the ante and go with a porn star. 217 porn films smacks of some serious commitment imo. Win-win in my book. 

[Moralnihilist]

Well she has been getting fucked for a living for a bit now its only natural that eventually she would want to be the one doing the fucking now.

[stromboli]

Well she has been getting fucked for a living for a bit now its only natural that eventually she would want to be the one doing the fucking now.

Makes sense to me.

[Icarus]

I lived in Toronto for a few years and these candidates make perfect sense.

[stromboli]

I lived in Toronto for a few years and these candidates make perfect sense.

Sounds like my kind of town.

[SGOS]

I'm tired of pictures of male politicians caught with their pants down.  I'd strongly support a woman with a proven track record.  And when a scandalous picture of her makes it's way to the media, it won't be such a big deal, and we can stay focused on the issues.

[KUSA]

I would vote for her just because she's hot. I wouldn't care what her stance on anything was. [emoji7]

[stromboli]

I'm tired of pictures of male politicians caught with their pants down.  I'd strongly support a woman with a proven track record.  And when a scandalous picture of her makes it's way to the media, it won't be such a big deal, and we can stay focused on the issues.

One thing about it- she's got nothing to hide.

[Mr.Obvious]

Her running-slogan should be; Here to succeed in office, not just to suck seed.

[stromboli]

Her running-slogan should be; Here to succeed in office, not just to suck seed.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Finally, a politician who has experience getting fucked by The Man.

[Hydra009]

Porn critics have elected her as having had the "Best Tease Performance" (2006), the "Best Three-way Sex Scene (2008) and the "Best All-Girl Three-way Sex Scene" (2010)

[PickelledEggs]

We already had Mary Carey run for Lieutenant Governor of California a while back.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(pornographic_actress)

It was mostly a publicity stunt, but it was legit.