Whats everyone up to right now?

[phattmatt]

I'm rejoicing that this black fella helped me find my way around the twin cities.  He showd me all the buses to get on and accompanied me with a zeal to get me where I needed to be.  I paid him 20 bucks but wish I gave him the other 20 cuz it got stolen from me by my roomate at the crisis house.

What are you doing right now?  If you are a female with a cell phone please let me know if you are taking a crap