Religion kills

[phattmatt]

Hi there!

I became a member of this forum because I have no life and because I figure there is more vulgarity and fowl language at an Atheist forum.  I'm not a troll just semi retarded but hope to follow all the rules and enhance your website with gems of rectitude.

I hope that when you read my posts you can taste the love I have for you.  I want to affectionately fondle you and caress you with innocent Catholic schoolboy/school girl love. 

I have only the most tender affections for you and the sweetest intentions of how I make use of your forum to give you pleasure and enhance the quality of your life, so please let me know if this post is a violation of your rules so that I may abide by the law of the GODS (MODS)  and not transgress one step to the right or left.

Peace and good will to you all *hugs* and *Smootches*  :-)

[AllPurposeAtheist]

If you're looking for vulgarity go to an evangelical site where hate is preached all day, every day not so cleverly disguised as "love".  This site might not be full of love, but it's no where near as hateful nor vulgar as the most "loving" evangelical site.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Oh dear goodness, not another one. HIT THE DIRT!

[aitm]

awww.... a true fan...I like that. Welcome to our little humble abode.

[stromboli]

Welcome. Vulgarity, what the fuck?

[Johan]

Oh my.

[phattmatt]

Your warm welcome has ravished my heart.  :-)

The nicest person I know left christianity and is atheist.  I worship her.  She is An Angel and my Queen

[Green Bottle]

Have you escaped from somewhere   

[phattmatt]

Just the funny farm for delusional and psychotic assholes

[Jason78]

I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.

Welcome to the forum.

[Solitary]

Welcome aboard phattmatt! My wife is Catholic and might get jealous from all your placating. Solitary

[phattmatt]

I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.

Welcome to the forum.

I dont want to violate or traumatize you but delightfully wound your heart with the arrow of my tenderness and delicate aspirations for you!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Do the words, 'kinda weird' click with you at all?  Welcome anyway.  But I have to warn you.  We have NO weird people here. None at all.   

[phattmatt]

They ban wierd people?!?  Well I'll try not to be myself than.  I can be superficial as long as it means keeping my account at AF. 

[DunkleSeele]

Welcome to the piranha club, phattmatt!