greetings.................................................

[Green Bottle]

Hullo  ppl, i probably should have waited till i was sober to introduce maself but fkit,  jim here an im from scotland, soon to be independent hopefully, anyhow im a big football fan an when i say football i mean the real football thats pld between 2 teams of 11 players with a round ball cant think of anything else to say at the mo except, god's a b*****d an so is the devil...................... :pall:

[PickelledEggs]

Hullo  ppl, i probably should have waited till i was sober to introduce maself but fkit,  jim here an im from scotland, soon to be independent hopefully, anyhow im a big football fan an when i say football i mean the real football thats pld between 2 teams of 11 players with a round ball cant think of anything else to say at the mo except, god's a b*****d an so is the devil...................... :pall:

lolwut

Welcome. Tell us more about yourself then you sober up

Sent via your mom

[GrinningYMIR]

Welcome to the forum ya smashed Scot

[Green Bottle]

Thx for the welcome, well what else can i say about maself , been an atheist since i left school, long time ago , an i looked at the state of the planet an i thought, how th fk can there be a god with all this shite goin on, but still the brainwashed outnumber us by a long way. an every day more an more ppl die in the name of some fkn god, makes me sick.............anyhow, as i always say, if u cant beat them , rip the pish outa them instead................hail hail

[stromboli]

Welcome you drunken sod of a Scot you! What's your poison?

[Green Bottle]

When u say poison, whit exactly do u mean    iv'e got a wee glass of the gd stuff, the water of life as they say, in this case its Whyte & Mackay, 

[GrinningYMIR]

Make sure to say hi to all of the hot Scottish chicks for me

[aitm]

welcome, normally we don't allow Scots but since the last one got all drunked up and left we have an open  chair....welcome

[Green Bottle]

LoL What u mean  , normally we dont allow scots, ffs, were the bees knees    anyhow its nearly 2 . 30am here so its time i hit the sack..........so ta ta the noo.................................

[stromboli]

Good for you. I've got a bottle of Glenlivet close by. 

[PickelledEggs]

Good for you. I've got a bottle of Glenlivet close by. 

Ever try jonnie walker double black? That stuff is like magic

[Green Bottle]

Iv'e tried the Johnie Walker black label but not the 'double black, need to keep ma good eye open for it  0  o....Glenlivet is a nice wee drop as well but ma personal fav is the Grouse.....................

[wolf39us]

Ellipsis overdose!

[stromboli]

What part of Scotland? My boat was stationed in the Holy Loch many years ago. Been to Glasgow and did some traveling around Inverary, Inverness and along the firth of Clyde. I love Scotland. It is a beautiful country with great people.

[Solitary]

Welcome aboard 10 Green Bottles.....!  Solitary