Does god need introduction?

[blargg]

And for the other questions and comments: god works in mysterious ways (also goes up -or should I say down- for farting).

[PickelledEggs]

I delegated the christmas present stuff to someone else (obviously).

Woah. You're good. How did you know to dodge that question? My first Christmas was in 1989 and therefore that was a trick question. You really ARE God.

Sent via your mom

[Solitary]

  :fU:

[PickelledEggs]

I'm just going to say it. I REALLY hope that God isn't a troll to the point of being banned. I think it's hilarious that we have a someone named God on here and I hope it lasts a LONG time. Lmao

Sent via your mom

[blargg]

Operating in godmode so can't be banned.

[PickelledEggs]

Operating in godmode so can't be banned.

Well then.

May the mods be ever in your favor.

[Hydra009]

Dear God,

Why were animals so much bigger before humans?  Giant birds, sea scorpions, giant dragonflies, giant millipedes, megalodon, dinosaurs, etc.  Don't get me wrong, there are still some giant animals - whales, elephants, giant squid, giant isopods, but it's just not the same.

[blargg]

Dear Hydra #9,

It's god testing our faith. In reality there never were dinosaurs.

Best regards,

god

[Hydra009]

Dear Hydra #9,

It's god testing our faith. In reality there never were dinosaurs.

But I liked dinosaurs...

:(

[blargg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjSkfSDF6Oo

[blargg]

Dear members of atheïst forums, religious and non-religious alike. After endless debates with wolf39us via private messages about my existence, I decided that I could no longer stand up to his arguments. Henceforth god shall be known as blargg the almighty! Oh and I haven't given up my powers yet so you better not start insulting me over losing the debates against a puny forum admin. No begging from my side was involved with getting the nick changed.

[blargg]

- crowd goes wild after major announcement -

[Nam]

Dear members of atheïst forums, religious and non-religious alike. After endless debates with wolf39us via private messages about my existence, I decided that I could no longer stand up to his arguments. Henceforth god shall be known as blargg the almighty! Oh and I haven't given up my powers yet so you better not start insulting me over losing the debates against a puny forum admin. No begging from my side was involved with getting the nick changed.

Sure it wasn't meant to be "barf"?

-Nam

[AllPurposeAtheist]

God, the tooth fairy ripped me off for that one tooth. You know which one.
I need that nickel really bad!

[Solitary]

Atheists responding to God---hmmmmm! Solitary