It's Gaynado Season!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

And yet ironically all the gayness made the easten US pretty cold this past winter which flew right in the face of global warming. God made me wear my coat for a month longer than I expected.

Well thank GOD for that, huh? TAKE THAT GAY GUYS!

[stromboli]

IT HAS BEGUN

http://www.newson6.com/story/25236037/tornadoes-touch-down-in-sotuhern-oklahoma

BRAY, Oklahoma - Tornadoes briefly touched down in southern Oklahoma, just to the southeast of Bray, Okla., Sunday evening.
At least three tornadoes touched down around 6 p.m. in between Bray and Velma, to the south of Lake Fuqua. The storm is pushing east southeast at 30 miles per hour.

According to the Stephens County Sheriff's office, there has been no damage or injuries, only reports of a few power lines down. 

Keep checking with News 9 and News9.com for more information.


No damage or injuries. Must have been a hand job. 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Shit, we had tornadoes here last week.

Does that make me gay?

[stromboli]

Shit, we had tornadoes here last week.

Does that make me gay?

No, I think atheism has a similar effect. The demonic possession thing.

[Jason78]

No damage or injuries. Must have been a hand job. 

How do you do a gay hand job?

[stromboli]

How do you do a gay hand job?

With your hands?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

How do you do a gay hand job?

Wear fingernail polish.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

How do you do a gay hand job?

I always thought several miles away would be safe unless you're the long arm of the law.

[aitm]

With your hands?

you shew knows a lots about that there hand a wringin stuff...

[stromboli]

I have long acquaintance with a hand on a male member. Always the left hand, always my male member. And lotion; I have callouses.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Just a heads up: I'll be visiting Iowa at the end of this month to see my grandmother. Seeing as how Iowa is in tornado alley, I'm sure some disaster will happen. South Carolina is so screwed.

[stromboli]

Thank you. do you realize we could start a whole new travel advisory service this way?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Just a heads up: I'll be visiting Iowa at the end of this month to see my grandmother. Seeing as how Iowa is in tornado alley, I'm sure some disaster will happen. South Carolina is so screwed.

Leave my dad out of the whole SC being screwed plan. He's not a rolly holer. He just thinks 'there's something out there'..

[stromboli]

Just a heads up: I'll be visiting Iowa at the end of this month to see my grandmother. Seeing as how Iowa is in tornado alley, I'm sure some disaster will happen. South Carolina is so screwed.

Do you by chance drive a Mazda Miata?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Do you by chance drive a Mazda Miata?

No. We'll probably be driving a rented minivan.