The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?

[Solitary]

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws - legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.





The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."




We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Who else is supposed to be stoned in the buy bull?

[PickelledEggs]

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[Deidre32]

Lol!

That might be what was intended all along yup!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

We saw your face dee..you gotta get stoned. Buybull rules somewhere I'm sure...

[Sal1981]

Wasn't there something in the Bible about laying with animals should be stoned too? Beastiality tomorrow! *runs*

[Naberius]

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

I lol'd.

[stromboli]

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws - legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary

You realize you have just laid the groundwork for a new Christian sect.


Marijuana's legal! God wanted it so!
It's a Holy Weed, and now you know
We'll smoking in the pews in a day or two
Or downing some brownies we'll happily chew

Evil weed? Buddy, not today!
The wacky tobacky is here to stay
Your sermon will include a bag of Cheetos and cheese
We'll fill them pews cause we aim to please


Praise Jesus while you smoke a bowl!
With psychedelic hymns, 'cause that's how we roll!
The sacrament, Lordy! Pizza and wine
By the end of the meetin' you'll be feeling fine!


The DEA? THE DEVIL! Evil as sin!
We pray them away, never let them in
Hopis do Peyote and we can do Pot
Constitution will protect us, like as not


With pipes and Bongs we can minister the flock
Music for the masses? Got to be rock!
You join this flock you'll never be lonely
Every sermon be STANDING ROOM ONLY!

[stromboli]

Hey, I'm just throwing it out there as an idea. But I think it might actually work. If you can build a church around vipers, why not? A whole lot less painful, imo. I could handle smoking a doobie in the pews. The irony is awesome.

[Plu]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC_Ministry

Already been done.

[1liesalot]

Who else is supposed to be stoned in the buy bull?

Loads of people were stoned and loads of giants; talking snakes and unicorns were similarly stoned. I wish I was stoned just now.

[SGOS]

"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary

There you have it.  Could anything be clearer than that?

[stromboli]

And now they have a church of Marijuana. Did I call it or what? 

[Solitary]

Not only that, but your lyrics would be good for a rock song. You could call it: If God made it, it's got to be good.

[1liesalot]

Wasn't there something in the Bible about laying with animals should be stoned too? Beastiality tomorrow! *runs*

You're right. Only God can lay with the animals without inviting a stoning.