The Suckiest Things About Religion

[PickelledEggs]

And what about when you wack it, and you think, am I alone here??? "Oh Gawd!!"

W...www...wwwac.... Oh that just sounds painful! :shock: I prefer the term MONOLOVING!


OK,  that sounds dumb, but I got nothing else right now.  :)

What about "mano" loving? You know, the spanish word for hand?

[MrsSassyPants]

Did someone say they were an atheist prude? And you don't cuss, please elaborate. I can't imagine living a fulfilled life, and no SWEARING!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

No fucking cussing shit in this thread!    [-X

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I just remembered what else sucks about religion...
EVERYTHING! :-$

[MrsSassyPants]

I wouldn't say everything. Once your dead it sounded pretty cool.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I wouldn't say everything. Once your dead it sounded pretty cool.

Oh yeah..you're right! We can either kiss gods ass forever or burn in eternal hell fire. Pretty cool.. =D>

[stromboli]

And no cussing in church.

[PickelledEggs]

No fucking cussing shit in this thread!    [-X

God damn it, APA. Watch your fucking language.  

[PickelledEggs]

I also want to add scientific and cultural stagnation.

And speaking of which... Can we revoke computer privileges from religious people? Don't smartphones count as witchcraft or something?

[Krisyork2008]

Which kraft are you talkin about? Easymac? Nabisco? All owned by Marlboro anyway.

Fucking heathens.

[stromboli]

Mormon church dinners. After a Baptist barbecue, there is no going back.

[Plu]

Aren't there any atheist prudes?

They seem a rarity. I guess sexual maturity is one of the things that come with a rational mindset or something. At least we all know for sure that religion does its best to surpress it.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

The fact that they kill people who don't believe in their magical sky daddy.

[Insult to Rocks]

Those boring as hell genealogy sections in the Bible that have no bearing on anything at all.

[stromboli]

Pick and choose bible quoting to make a case for their beliefs.