No blow jobs in my state!

[PickelledEggs]

Next time you get a BJ, have them put Pop Rocks in their mouth first. I learned that last night on "Justified".  :-D

Careful!! [youtube:27b29hz9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZqDZYL2R8w[/youtube:27b29hz9]  :rollin:

[billhilly]

If they really want to stop blow jobs, all they gotta do is mandate marriage for everyone.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Btw, if any Virginians want to take refuge in my state they are welcome to, but the price of admission is one blow job.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Btw, if any Virginians want to take refuge in my state they are welcome to, but the price of admission is one blow job.

You might want to limit that. "Any Virginians" is kinda vague. There's some REALLY disgusting people in Virginia.  [-X  :-&  :-$

[GrinningYMIR]

Btw, if any Virginians want to take refuge in my state they are welcome to, but the price of admission is one blow job.

You might want to limit that. "Any Virginians" is kinda vague. There's some REALLY disgusting people in Virginia.  [-X  :-&  :-$

There's a few hotties here and there :anxious:

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Btw, if any Virginians want to take refuge in my state they are welcome to, but the price of admission is one blow job.

You might want to limit that. "Any Virginians" is kinda vague. There's some REALLY disgusting people in Virginia.  [-X  :-&  :-$

Hot, male Virginians. Any other Virginians must pair up with a Georgian that is as attractive or unattractive as they are.

[GrinningYMIR]

There's a few good looking Georgians out there, I can accept skeletals demands

If on the off chance you think I'm hot, I'm not giving you a bj

I'll go to NYC instead

[AtheistMoFo]

:shock:  :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin: If you noticed, he never said there was anything wrong with lesbian sex or cunnilingus.

Look again.  He didn't say "no fellatio," he said "no oral sex".

It's already illegal to have sex here with the lights on :P

Crimeny!  How you gonna know if you got it in the right hole?

Blowjobs have been around for a long time.  Probably since mankind started walking upright.  I wonder who was the first to invent it.  A woman?  A man?  If no one ever told you about a blow job, you would think of it on your own.

Been around longer than that.

[GrinningYMIR]

:shock:  :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin: If you noticed, he never said there was anything wrong with lesbian sex or cunnilingus.

Look again.  He didn't say "no fellatio," he said "no oral sex".

It's already illegal to have sex here with the lights on :P

Crimeny!  How you gonna know if you got it in the right hole?

Blowjobs have been around for a long time.  Probably since mankind started walking upright.  I wonder who was the first to invent it.  A woman?  A man?  If no one ever told you about a blow job, you would think of it on your own.

Been around longer than that.
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[Youssuf Ramadan]

If they really want to stop blow jobs, all they gotta do is mandate marriage for everyone.

POTW  =D>  

[the_antithesis]

This is just a pathetic attempt to make homosexuality illegal, right?

[Youssuf Ramadan]

Jesus wasn't married by 33... kinda unusual... and didn't he describe Peter as his 'rock'?  Just sayin'....  8-[

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Jesus wasn't married by 33... kinda unusual...

Not for crackpots.

[stromboli]

Jesus wasn't married by 33... kinda unusual... and didn't he describe Peter as his 'rock'?  Just sayin'....  8-[

Upon this rock I will mount, uh, build my church?  :shock:

[Youssuf Ramadan]

Jesus wasn't married by 33... kinda unusual...

Not for crackpots.

Fair point.  

 Mohammed managed to collect 11, though - everyone else was only allowed 4, but Allah gave Mo special dispensation to have more... funny, that.....  :roll:

Jesus wasn't married by 33... kinda unusual... and didn't he describe Peter as his 'rock'?  Just sayin'....  8-[

Upon this rock I will mount, uh, build my church?  :shock:

Ewww....   [-X  :P