No blow jobs in my state!

[GrinningYMIR]

http://jezebel.com/virginia-republican- ... -816621988


Gentlemen...it's a loophole...time is running out

[Insult to Rocks]

Just when you think that they can't get any weirder. :roll: Well, off to FSTDT to introduce them to the horrors of anal sex!

[leo]

That's insane. [-X

[PickelledEggs]

How do you regulate that? :rollin:

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Good thing I'm not in Virginia then. Apparently Georgia is a liberal hell hole where people just blow each other and do it in the butt, cause our supreme court struck down sodomy laws in 1997.

[Solitary]

:shock:  :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin: If you noticed, he never said there was anything wrong with lesbian sex or cunnilingus.   Why is he saw occupied with what other adults do that hurt nobody that have "safe" sex?  Also, how in the hell is any of that against nature when he is the one that is? He really is in a bubble of conservative nonsense.  :roll: Solitary

[GrinningYMIR]

It's a cloaked anti-gay law


But if it passes...I'll miss getting a blowjob.

And as for regulation, well have the NSA install cameras and watch your sex life

It's already illegal to have sex here with the lights on :P

[Solitary]

Damn, lights on no sex, lights off OK. Sometimes that is better, but you wake up with a coyote next to you instead of a fox. :shock:    Solitary

[Youssuf Ramadan]

So he wants to turn Virginia into Nigeria?  What a bellend....  #-o

[Thumpalumpacus]

Amazing that an Attorney General would be ignorant of Supreme Court jurisprudence.

Wait, he's a politician ... never mind.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I know every blow job I've ever enjoyed came complete with automatic guilt so I always make the blow (er) stop at some point to say 10 Hail Mary's then proceed, but I can see why a guy who couldn't get laid in a cat house with $100 bills taped to his nutsack might want it illegal. If he's ever arrested he wants to make sure jails are filled with sodomizers and blow (ees).

[GrinningYMIR]

Here's something fun to do, next time you get a bj, put on the soviet anthem and see how that shakes things up :D

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Here's something fun to do, next time you get a bj, put on the soviet anthem and see how that shakes things up :D

Wow..never thought of that as a method of not getting a blow job. I'll have to try that next time I have 80 other things to do. =D>

[SGOS]

Blowjobs have been around for a long time.  Probably since mankind started walking upright.  I wonder who was the first to invent it.  A woman?  A man?  If no one ever told you about a blow job, you would think of it on your own.

Did you ever wonder how many blow jobs are occurring in America during the time you take to read a post?  The number is probably astronomical.  Someone is probably getting a blow job within a half mile of you right now, unless you live on a ranch in Montana or something.

I've never heard anyone complain.  Everybody does it.  That article was just about the weirdest thing I've ever heard.  Did some reporter just make it up?

[stromboli]

Next time you get a BJ, have them put Pop Rocks in their mouth first. I learned that last night on "Justified".  :-D