The FSM wishes you a Merry Christmas

[josephpalazzo]

[GrinningYMIR]

Merry Christmas FSM!


Now come to my class so I may eat you!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

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Who are you to believe you have the power to speak for the FSM? :-k

[Aupmanyav]

Joseph is neither the son nor the messenger of FSM. It is interfaith dialogue.

[stromboli]

I have faith that one day, pizza and spaghetti will at last be joined, and the world will find peace with Spagheza. Or is that Pizaghetti?  :-k

[kilodelta]

This reminds me of the Christmas episode of "Who's the Boss" where Mona has sex with Jonathon. I thought the abortion scene was a bit derived, but overall it gave a nice holiday message.

[Solitary]

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Funny!    I wonder how many Christians will say it is a nice decoration for Christmas and they can feel the spirit of Christmas in their heart when looking at it.  :roll:  Solitary

[SGOS]

I want one of those.  Are they for sale?

[Hydra009]

I have faith that one day, pizza and spaghetti will at last be joined, and the world will find peace with Spagheza. Or is that Pizaghetti?  :-k

His will be done.

[josephpalazzo]

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Who are you to believe you have the power to speak for the FSM? :-k

FOR THE SCEPTICS

To make a long story short, one day I went for a stroll and got hit by a thunderbolt. I heard a voice telling me to mend my ways, and as a punishment, every year I must wish  to all a very Merry Christmas in the the name of the FSM. Voilà.

[Youssuf Ramadan]

I have faith that one day, pizza and spaghetti will at last be joined, and the world will find peace with Spagheza. Or is that Pizaghetti?  :-k

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His will be done.

Halleluja!!!!  :shock:  :-D

[The Skeletal Atheist]

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!? Repent and turn towards The Celestial Teapot before it's too late!

[josephpalazzo]

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!? Repent and turn towards The Celestial Teapot before it's too late!

We can make a nice couple.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!! That is an ABOMINATION beyond anything I have ever seen! You must distance yourself from this darkness immediately!!! Can't you see that your soul is in danger of eternally having to deal with stale and substandard tea? Do you want to constantly spill your tea for an eternity? Does the thought of a chipped teacup not bring you to tears?

REPENT NOW!!! REBUKE AND SMASH YOUR FALSE IDOLS!!! Only then will you be able to enjoy an afterlife of the most refreshing teas in the most ornate china.

[Hydra009]

BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!! That is an ABOMINATION beyond anything I have ever seen! You must distance yourself from this darkness immediately!!! Can't you see that your soul is in danger of eternally having to deal with stale and substandard tea? Do you want to constantly spill your tea for an eternity? Does the thought of a chipped teacup not bring you to tears?

REPENT NOW!!! REBUKE AND SMASH YOUR FALSE IDOLS!!! Only then will you be able to enjoy an afterlife of the most refreshing teas in the most ornate china.

His Noodiliness does not drink from fine china nor a jeweled chalice.  Look not onto mansions or palaces, for he is not therein.  He and His host dwelleth on park benches and sip spiced apple cider from vintage plastic mugs.  For he countenances not man's riches, but the richness of man.  Ramen.