Tea Party: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

Started by stromboli, October 19, 2013, 03:46:47 PM

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Johan

Quote from: "_Xenu_"Who exactly do they intend to sue?
That's what I was wondering as well. Exactly who would pay damages to whom in a class action lawsuit against homosexuality?

I hear they're also considering a class action suit against the letter A because you can't spell abortion clinic without the letter A. Then they're going to sue cancer and termites. Who wouldn't vote for the guy that got rid of cancer and termites?
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AllPurposeAtheist

I think they need a class action suit against dihydrogen monoxide because the risk of drowning is higher than getting AIDS plus gay people don't fall out of the sky on a seasonal basis.
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Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: "_Xenu_"Who exactly do they intend to sue?
Knowing them, probably Obama.
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Quote from: "_Xenu_"Who exactly do they intend to sue?
Knowing them, probably Obama.
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AllPurposeAtheist

No, no.. Obama's the gay, muslim, communist, nazi, atheist antichrist.. :roll: Silly people..
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Hydra009

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"No, no.. Obama's the gay, muslim, communist, nazi, atheist antichrist.. :roll: Silly people..
And Ethiopian.  :P  But in addition to being pro-sharia and pro-secularism (i.e. state atheism), he's also pro-gay (giving gays special rights and harming straight marriages somehow).

It all makes perfect sense if you don't think about it too much.

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Colanth

Quote from: "stromboli""Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer.
Obviously it doesn't, since monogamous homosexuality can't cause AIDS in any way whatsoever.  Maybe they should sue infidelity?  Or casual sex?
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Quote from: "_Xenu_"Who exactly do they intend to sue?
Knowing them, probably Obama.

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AllPurposeAtheist

I know! They're suing EVERYONE who isn't them. :-k
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AllPurposeAtheist

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Tea party might sue you for that too.. :-$

Oh wait..they love dead ideas.. Carry on.
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