I hate you theist's.

[PickelledEggs]

Well, that seems a bit harsh. They're just people.

The fact of the matter is that you sound just like the worst ones right now, which I imagine are the ones that make you angry. So, keep in mind that when you say "I hate them all, I hope they die", you're not being any better than the hellfire and brimstone people, you're just the opposite side of the same coin.

Think about it.

Personally I say in the situation of being overly pissed at theist, I start posting things about education on my facebook, hoping they read a fucking book.


I say something similar to you, fingerscrossed, but it's more like "I fucking hate theists, I hope they would read a fucking book... FUCK!"

[Simon Moon]

I have friends and family that are theists.

I don't hate them, of even dislike them.

I think they are wrong, but not worthy of dislike.

[MrsSassyPants]

Oh god so i got drunk and pissed.  My mom sends me bible verses daily.  Its a damn joke and I was drunk and pissed at my neighbor theist.   But I have met many jerk theists and im still wacked about it.  Sorry 2 offend.

[PickelledEggs]

Oh god so i got drunk and pissed.  My mom sends me bible verses daily.  Its a damn joke and I was drunk and pissed at my neighbor theist.   But I have met many jerk theists and im still wacked about it.  Sorry 2 offend.

My aunt sends me bible emails daily. I marked her as spam so now I only have to talk to her on holidays and I don't have my inbox cluttered with nonsense.

[Eric1958]

Oh god so i got drunk and pissed.  My mom sends me bible verses daily.  Its a damn joke and I was drunk and pissed at my neighbor theist.   But I have met many jerk theists and im still wacked about it.  Sorry 2 offend.

I get you, no worries mate. My mom is religious, but not given to proselytizing. The rest of my family is agnostic or atheist, so it's easier for me.

[ApostateLois]

Oh god so i got drunk and pissed.  My mom sends me bible verses daily.  Its a damn joke and I was drunk and pissed at my neighbor theist.   But I have met many jerk theists and im still wacked about it.  Sorry 2 offend.

Send her these in return:

Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


Numbers 31:17-18
Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

And then say, "Clearly, God loves porn and the rape of little girls, or else he would have kept this stuff out of his special book."

[MrsSassyPants]

Yeah Apostate, I would like to.  I believe my mom finds solace in believing we will all be together again. I don't blame her for the wishful thinking, I just don't believe it myself.  And her being a Biology grad, I am surprised she does.

[MrsSassyPants]

John 7:38   He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.


That was my bible verse today, delivered via email from my mother.    Belly shall flow rivers???  Whut???

[Colanth]

What's "living water"?  Water full of pond scum?

[Smartmarzipan]

What's "living water"?  Water full of pond scum?

Ah, I remember this line. When Pentecostals get full of...whatever.....they call it "living water". I was a party to a mass hysteria episode once in which we were all full of "living water" springing up inside of us. Holy-roller churches are big on this. It manifests itself as speaking in tongues or laughing or any other kind of spontaneous activity. It's a "spring of life" that wells up inside your belly, or something. It's metaphorical, but the craziness is not....

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Since you're drunk and female how about nude photos of yourself? I.m not asking for myself mind you. I'm concerned about the aitm's, stromboli's, solitaries and especially our youthful yet ultimately futile youngster Shiranu.
Think of the children for Christ's sake! :shock:

[PickelledEggs]

John 7:38   He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.


That was my bible verse today, delivered via email from my mother.    Belly shall flow rivers???  Whut???

That is a lot of piss.

Try asking her what that is supposed to mean. And when she answers, ask her if she really believes it and leave it at that, if you can.

If you do that every time she sends you a bible verse, a couple things can happen.

1 she might get tired of sending you things because it is going to result in you asking her to explain the meaning and why she believes it

2 she might begin to question her faith (this might be unlikely depending on the person)

3 you might get some insight of what drives her to believe these things in the first place.

I noticed that the 3rd one gives me the most patience when someone "theisms" me. Not complete patience, but it contributes the most to whatever patience I have.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

It's a drinking scripture hence the Catholisism.
Another scripture:
Have you ever been in an Irishman's shanty where water is scarce and the whiskey is plenty? There's a one legged stool and a table to match and a hole in the floor for the chicken to scratch.

[ApostateLois]

John 7:38   He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.


That was my bible verse today, delivered via email from my mother.    Belly shall flow rivers???  Whut???

Ask her! She must know you don't believe any of this nonsense. Tell her that, to a Christian, this probably means something, but to you, it is simply baffling. What is this "living water" stuff, and why is it considered a good thing to have it flowing out of your gastric region? Sounds like a medical condition for which immediate emergency surgery is required.

[mediumaevum]

I don't even care if my spelling is right. I hate em and I hope they all burn in hell.

Why do you wish to burn in hell?

"Dear God... please make all people who pray to God go to hell"....