Student Uses Science to Prove Gay Marriage Wrong

[LikelyToBreak]

This is a tough one for the Nobel Prize committee.  Do they give him the Nobel prize for Physics or Biology?   :-k   What a quandary.

[stromboli]

The Chemistry of Gay Marriage

"In chemistry, I used chemical reactions and we have different types of chemical reactions. We have double decomposition reaction, decomposition reaction, neutralisation reaction and reduction oxidation reaction. But in chemistry I used a simple one known as neutralisation reaction which is a reaction where an acid reacts with a base to give you salt and water. For example, when you bring surphuric acid and you reacts it with sodium hydroxide which is a base you are going to have salt and water.  That tells you that the acid is a different body, the base is a different body and they will react. But if you bring an acid and you pour it on top of an acid chemistry there will be no reaction.  If you bring water and pour it on top it shows that there will be no reaction. If you bring a base either sodium hydroxide and you pour it on top of a sodium hydroxide you find out that there will be reaction showing that a man on top of a man will have no reaction. A woman on top of a woman will have no reaction, that is what chemistry is showing. Even in chemistry when you also use a process called electrolysis, which is if you use electrolysis of acidilated water, that is water you drop some droplets of acid on it, you found that the negative ions will be attracted to the positive ones while the positive ions will be attracted to the negative ones. So the negative ones are not attracted to their peers, they are all attracted to the positive electrode and the positive ones are not attracted to the positive electrode. Instead, the negative ion is attracted to positive electrodes and why is it that the negative is attracted to the positive? It is because they are not the same. Likewise a man cannot be attracted to a man as negative ion is not attracted to the negative electrode instead negative ion is attracted to the positive electrode. That is what electrolysis is showing us that gay marriage is wrong in the area of chemistry.

Holy gees mon, you canna argue with that shit. That be some strong science there, me thinkum.  :shock:

[Colanth]

Now he made me have to figure a way to use paper clips to prove that religion is wrong.  I mean, you can't argue with paper clips.

[caseagainstfaith]

This is a tough one for the Nobel Prize committee.  Do they give him the Nobel prize for Physics or Biology?   :-k   What a quandary.

Obviously both. And also a Nobel Peace Prize too. For obviously this revelation will lead to the eradication of homosexuals from the world, which will obviously result in world peace.  This is really some awesome work!

[caseagainstfaith]

At first, I thought the argument was completely stupid.

But, I just realized... I have never seen a homosexual magnet....  Maybe this guy is onto something....

[Hydra009]

Even in chemistry when you also use a process called electrolysis, which is if you use electrolysis of acidilated water, that is water you drop some droplets of acid on it, you found that the negative ions will be attracted to the positive ones while the positive ions will be attracted to the negative ones. So the negative ones are not attracted to their peers, they are all attracted to the positive electrode and the positive ones are not attracted to the positive electrode. Instead, the negative ion is attracted to positive electrodes and why is it that the negative is attracted to the positive? It is because they are not the same. Likewise a man cannot be attracted to a man as negative ion is not attracted to the negative electrode instead negative ion is attracted to the positive electrode. That is what electrolysis is showing us that gay marriage is wrong in the area of chemistry.

Holy gees mon, you canna argue with that shit. That be some strong science there, me thinkum.  :shock:

But...but...what about covalent bonds?  Good ol' O on O action.  And H on H, too (though sometimes they pair with an O, the little minxes)

[Mermaid]

But...but...what about covalent bonds?  Good ol' O on O action.  And H on H, too (though sometimes they pair with an O, the little minxes)

Hey! This is a family board. Take your filth elsewhere.

[Hydra009]

You don't even want to know about hydrogen peroxide.  :P

[Mermaid]

:rollin: I love nerd humor.

[Jason78]

You don't even want to know about hydrogen peroxide.  :P

Have you seen carbon in action?

[josephpalazzo]

At first, I thought the argument was completely stupid.

But, I just realized... I have never seen a homosexual magnet....  Maybe this guy is onto something....

Stop teasing the fundies.  :P

[aitm]

dat guy makes me look smart, and that's a pretty damn hard thing to do.

[Atheon]

Put Gallium and Yttrium together and you get GaY, proving chemically that gay is OK.

Next week's lab: Holmium and Molybdenum...

[stromboli]

The University of Lagos, from Wikipedia:

In 2013 the level of education at the university has been questioned internationally.[1] This after a post gradual student made a proclaimed experiment showing that magnets don't attract magnets of the same kind and from that came to the conclusion that homosexuality can't exist.[2] Lecturer at the Department of Chemical Engineering, Professor D.S.Aribuike of the University of Lagos has commended the work.

They have a school of medicine there. That is very scary.

[Colanth]

They have a school of medicine there. That is very scary.

Only if you have a problem with witches.