Jones Residence

[caseagainstfaith]

A man calls home.  The maid answers, "Jones residence"
The man says, "this is Mr. Jones, can I talk to my wife?"
The maid says, "well, not sure I should tell you this or not, but, she is in bed with a lover"
The man says, "Oh, is she now?!!  Okay, open my desk drawer.  Do you find my two guns?"
The maid says, "yes, I have found your guns."
The man says, "okay, I want you to go upstairs and shoot my wife with the .38 and the man with the .45"
The man hears gunshots and the maid comes back to the phone and says it is done.
The man says, "okay, now drag their bodies to the pool.  It will look like they had a fight and shot each other"
The maid says, "what pool?"
The man says, "wait a second, is the the Douglas Jones residence?"

[Solitary]

 That's terrible and funny. Mark Dreher
is more terrible though. Solitary

[Youssuf Ramadan]

I was on holiday in the Mediterranean.  After several vodkas and much pleading, my girlfriend finally agreed to take it up the ass.  I was delighted as there was no way I could get another 8 pouches of Golden Virginia in the suitcase.