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Started by bada94, August 18, 2013, 02:57:10 PM

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bada94

August 18, 2013, 02:57:10 PM
[youtube:2j0mnmcu]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4[/youtube:2j0mnmcu]

Gotta love the top comments.
One shouldn\'t believe everything one reads on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species. - Christopher Hitchens

ApostateLois

#1
August 18, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
My favorite:

 
Quote from: "Tetrodioxide"Hmm... My dick, when hard has the same basic? ridge design and a slight curve and just the right shape too for the human mouth and even has a curved point at the top that is perfect for easy entry as well. Amazing! Divine design is everywhere!

Plus, this is a theory that actually can be tested! :lol:
"Now we see through a glass dumbly." ~Crow, MST3K #903, "Puma Man"

PickelledEggs

#2
August 18, 2013, 03:26:55 PM
Well then. That guy is a  genius!

Check and mate on us atheists. The theists finally got us!  =D>  :rollin:

GSOgymrat

#3
August 18, 2013, 04:05:32 PM Last Edit: August 18, 2013, 04:35:13 PM by GSOgymrat
I can't understand how he forgot to mention that after eating the banana the peel is divinely designed to be the right size, shape and viscosity for masturbation. One even says "OH GOD!" after using it. How much proof do you heathens need?

bada94

#4
August 18, 2013, 04:21:09 PM
hahah, I also love at the end how he says that the "whole of creation testifies the genius of gods creativity", perfect xD

btw, any of you watching the atheist experience today ?
One shouldn\'t believe everything one reads on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species. - Christopher Hitchens

aitm

#5
August 18, 2013, 04:36:47 PM
Quote from: "GSOgymrat"the peel is divinely designed to be the right size, shape and viscosity for masturbation.

 :-s
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

bada94

#6
August 18, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
Quote from: "aitm"
Quote from: "GSOgymrat"the peel is divinely designed to be the right size, shape and viscosity for masturbation.

 :-s

Oh don't pretend you haven't done it.
One shouldn\'t believe everything one reads on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species. - Christopher Hitchens

Solitary

#7
August 18, 2013, 05:09:52 PM
He! He!  :lol:   :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:  Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

aitm

#8
August 18, 2013, 05:10:52 PM
Quote from: "bada94"
Quote from: "aitm"
Quote from: "GSOgymrat"the peel is divinely designed to be the right size, shape and viscosity for masturbation.

 :-s

Oh don't pretend you haven't done it.


to be honest, I would be far more interested in how that thought ever got into ones mind. Did you read about this or see it in a porno?
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

GSOgymrat

#9
August 18, 2013, 06:24:44 PM
Quote from: "aitm"to be honest, I would be far more interested in how that thought ever got into ones mind. Did you read about this or see it in a porno?

Here ya go. NSFW. Don't watch if you are offended by frank sexual language.

[youtube:3ohd2oif]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE[/youtube:3ohd2oif]

bada94

#10
August 18, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
Quote from: "GSOgymrat"
Quote from: "aitm"to be honest, I would be far more interested in how that thought ever got into ones mind. Did you read about this or see it in a porno?

Here ya go. NSFW. Don't watch if you are offended by frank sexual language.

[youtube:1kioyv3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE[/youtube:1kioyv3g]

Omg dude i was JUST about to make a reference to this scene, awesome xD
One shouldn\'t believe everything one reads on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species. - Christopher Hitchens

aitm

#11
August 18, 2013, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: "GSOgymrat"
Quote from: "aitm"to be honest, I would be far more interested in how that thought ever got into ones mind. Did you read about this or see it in a porno?

Here ya go. NSFW. Don't watch if you are offended by frank sexual language.

[youtube:1h6q3ov6]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE[/youtube:1h6q3ov6]

learn sumpin new everyday.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Sleeper

#12
August 18, 2013, 09:59:42 PM
Ray Comfort - If Murray from Flight of the Conchords was an apologist.

[youtube:2zsim7se]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjJc_ZH6dk[/youtube:2zsim7se]
Because LaPlace still holds sway.

AtheTurk

#13
August 19, 2013, 10:10:00 AM
definite proof for god: can't be found. please try again later : )

Colanth

#14
August 19, 2013, 11:22:15 AM
I think the number has been permanently disconnected.  Since forever.
Afflicting the comfortable for 70 years.
Science builds skyscrapers, faith flies planes into them.
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