Dumb things theists say .

[Sargon The Grape]

Science IS a religion. That's the smartest thing people, let alone theists, say. If you think otherwise, you're a bloody cvnt.

Do I dignify this with a response, or no... that is the question.

[Hydra009]

Science IS a religion. That's the smartest thing people, let alone theists, say. If you think otherwise, you're a bloody cvnt.

Do I dignify this with a response, or no... that is the question.

Well, at least it's in the correct thread...

[NilDesperandum]

Hijiri Byakuren: Assume you were compelled to respond. What would you say? I'm all ears.

[Solitary]

:-k Gunga Din?      Solitary

[NilDesperandum]

Yes. I'd be the one who saves your life. It wouldn't be the first.

[Solitary]

Yes. I'd be the one who saves your life. It wouldn't be the first.

And you wouldn't be the first one to save me either.  :P  Bill

[NilDesperandum]

Ha! Best wishes, Bill, for you and your son. Peace.

[Solitary]

Ha! Best wishes, Bill, for you and your son. Peace.

You say the nicest things!  :-D   :-$  Adios!    Bill

[WitchSabrina]

I see your wanting to die so she can suck dick in heaven tweet and raise you an instagram post of a theist claiming science is circular logic

A theist thinks science is full of holes. News at eleven.

So do scientists.

Black holes, worm holes, ass holes.

LMAO
 :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:

Oh - that one got me.   LMAO   got me good!
thanks.  I needed that giggle.

[St Giordano Bruno]

They usually say same dumb six word line just following a catastrophic natural disaster such as at Haiti, "the lord works in mysterious ways". But some idiots like Pat Robertson can come up with something even dummer and accuse Haiti of "doing a pact with the Devil" Now that in pretty dumb.

[viocjit]

1.A day a Christian friend (Cafetaria Catholic like the majority of Catholics in France) said to me that Jesus probably did bullshits in his childhood.

2.A day my grand-father (A cafeteria Catholic) said to me that I must believe in God because all great civilisations had their(s) god(s) (Egyptians , Greeks , Romans etc...).

3.A day my grandmother (Catholic but what kind of Catholic difficult to say , I can say that she's a Cafeteria Catholic by ignorance)  said to me that if God was not real she knew that.
But she said a thing who is problematic because :
I.Many Hindus have a personal relationship with Krishna and Vishnu but these Gods does not exist. (Read a translation of the Vedas and you will understand the reason).
II.Many Muslims have a personal relationship with Allah but he does not exist (read a translation of the Qur'an and you will understand the reasons who explain that he's not real).
III.Many Vikings had a personal relationship with Thor (But Thor is not real).

4.When I was between 4-6 years old (I give a scale because I don't know exactly) my father said to me that if we pray the dead they will transmit our prayer to God. A real cafetaria catholic because he was not speaking about the saints.

5.A day a Muslim said to me that I refuse to accept that Adam and Eve did really existed because my brain is too small.
Seriously Adam and Eve never existed and the Quranic version of the story of Adam and Eve is a myth like the biblical version.
We have three problems :
I.Humans are not made with clay.
II.The evolution theory is true.
II.The woman existed in the same time of the apparition of the man.

6.In the category dumb things theist say , I can tell you that a day a Muslim said to me that the unbelievers must kill everybody because they don't believe in God and don't believe in afterlife.

7.A day a Muslim girl (rather a kafir [????]) said to me that we're not obligate to apply all Islamic prescriptions in the Qu'ran because we're in the XXIth century. Also she's a pro-choice and pretent being a feminist (she must read more about feminism).

8.A day I hear two Muslims boys who spoke about things like "the arrivals (they saw the French version called "Les arrivées" to know more about it : //http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Arrivals) , the qur'an , the ahadith (usually hadiths but I prefer made a transcription in latin characters) etc...

[Jason Harvestdancer]

What it's like to talk to Christians

"What kind of dog do you have?"

"I don't have a dog."

"Everyone has a dog."

"No they don't."

"Yes they do."

"Well, I don't have a dog."

"What kind of dog is it?"

"I don't have a dog."

[Cyanne]

"JUST LOOK AT THE TREES."

(trees and butterflies and shit. Therefore, God. Bam.)

[Atheon]

"Of course God is real. How could he not be?"

[Aleps]

"Science is a religion"

 :Hangman:

"Atheism is a religion."

 :Hangman:  :Hangman:

My Christian mom called me a pagan today.