Hello!

[uDelta]

Hi, my name is Stan, unofficial handle uDelta(also what I prefer being called), and I am addicted to hanging theological ideas, ranting on about stuff that disproves all beliefs into creation by non-scientific(if anything is non-scientific) means, etc, etc, etc.

I hope that people will appreciate me(what a thing to say) even though I(put stuff in parens all the time), and make sure that there is a minimum amount of smileys, and a maximum amount of essay-esque context/non-contextual information with wikifuls of absolutely nothing but meta about meta about meta on a subject of great controversy, to which people respond in parts, claiming that I am verging off into a cliff of totoro-tal nonsense that manages to cling onto your brain just by the sheer size of the post, and the lack of "-breaks" in the paragraph. I am tired of saying absolutely nothing to nothingness.


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[Hijiri Byakuren]

What.

Oh, hello there. Sorry, I had to reboot my brain after reading the second paragraph.

[PickelledEggs]

Hi, my name is Stan, unofficial handle uDelta(also what I prefer being called), and I am addicted to hanging theological ideas, ranting on about stuff that disproves all beliefs into creation by non-scientific(if anything is non-scientific) means, etc, etc, etc.

I hope that people will appreciate me(what a thing to say) even though I(put stuff in parens all the time), and make sure that there is a minimum amount of smileys, and a maximum amount of essay-esque context/non-contextual information with wikifuls of absolutely nothing but meta about meta about meta on a subject of great controversy, to which people respond in parts, claiming that I am verging off into a cliff of totoro-tal nonsense that manages to cling onto your brain just by the sheer size of the post, and the lack of "-breaks" in the paragraph. I am tired of saying absolutely nothing to nothingness.


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What I understood without giving myself an aneurysm.

Hi, my name is Stan.

Anyway...

Welcome uDelta!

[Plu]

Welcome aboard :)

Interesting introduction.

[stromboli]

And commas. I see commas. Welcome. I use quotes a lot, myself.

[DunkleSeele]

Hi, my name is Stan, unofficial handle uDelta(also what I prefer being called), and I am addicted to hanging theological ideas, ranting on about stuff that disproves all beliefs into creation by non-scientific(if anything is non-scientific) means, etc, etc, etc.

I hope that people will appreciate me(what a thing to say) even though I(put stuff in parens all the time), and make sure that there is a minimum amount of smileys, and a maximum amount of essay-esque context/non-contextual information with wikifuls of absolutely nothing but meta about meta about meta on a subject of great controversy, to which people respond in parts, claiming that I am verging off into a cliff of totoro-tal nonsense that manages to cling onto your brain just by the sheer size of the post, and the lack of "-breaks" in the paragraph. I am tired of saying absolutely nothing to nothingness.


End.

[artificial voice]does... not... compute... does... not... compute... does... [/artificial voice]*KABOOOOOM*

Oh, Hi Stan!

[uDelta]

Hello to you too! Sorry about that.

If I were a superhero, I'd be "Paragraph Man", defeating villains and fighting crime by having a 43-paragraph discussion with the baddies, and eventually asking them a question from the beginning, and when they look up at the sky and try to answer, I'll beat them up.

[SGOS]

If you like to rant you've come to the right place.  We let people rant, although very few of us listen.

[Brian37]

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.

[Brian37]

If you like to rant you've come to the right place.  We let people rant, although very few of us listen.

WHY YOU LITTLE BLAH BLAH BLAH FINGER WAG BLAH BLAH BLAH FINGER WAG EXPLANATION POINT!