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ferdmonger · September 04, 2024, 10:30:21 PM

"Americans everywhere in every state demand tax cuts for billionaires."

That's my quick Tim Walz paraphrase.

Unbeliever · September 05, 2024, 12:01:17 AM

POPE ADMITS:
JESUS NEVER EXISTED

ferdmonger · September 06, 2024, 06:12:21 PM

Judge shows independence of judiciary by refusing to sentence Trump prior to election.

This fucking farce needs to end.

Blackleaf · September 07, 2024, 07:22:39 PM

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2024, 12:21:26 PMI lived in Miami for a while, right across from 11111 Biscayne Blvd. (I couldn't afford to live there, but I was always invited into the pool area by some bored lady or other.

You were the pool boy husbands were warned about? lol

Gawdzilla Sama · September 07, 2024, 07:38:41 PM

Quote from: Blackleaf on September 07, 2024, 07:22:39 PMYou were the pool boy husbands were warned about? lol

Pretty much. Except I made no pretense of working there. I knew the lifeguard, we both hit the same bar, on the third corner of that intersection. His pool sucked so I got free beers.

ferdmonger · September 11, 2024, 09:15:38 PM

Studies confirm comatose patients fail to vote in general election.

Dark Lightning · September 11, 2024, 10:43:39 PM

Quote from: ferdmonger on September 11, 2024, 09:15:38 PMStudies confirm comatose patients fail to vote in general election.

Unless they are Republicans...

ferdmonger · September 11, 2024, 11:03:55 PM

https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-government-and-politics-d34effeea6c341d6c44146931127caff

Yeah, but in fairness, who amongst us hasn't actually cast a ballot in our mother-in-laws name.

Dark Lightning · September 11, 2024, 11:22:43 PM

I've noticed that pretty much every time this comes up, it's a perp from the "R" side. 🤔

ferdmonger · September 13, 2024, 10:20:00 PM

Donald Trump has decided Donald Trump won debate.

Oops! Another real one.

ferdmonger · September 17, 2024, 09:22:03 PM

Panel of Trump-appointed bankruptcy attorneys agree Trump is financial genius.

ferdmonger · September 17, 2024, 09:36:05 PM

Panel of Trump-appointed mental health experts agree Trump is Stable Genius.

Cassia · September 17, 2024, 09:36:34 PM

Quote from: ferdmonger on September 17, 2024, 09:22:03 PMPanel of Trump-appointed bankruptcy attorneys agree Trump is financial genius.

I bet he could amass a million bucks if you gave him two million bucks.

ferdmonger · September 17, 2024, 10:01:28 PM

He'd lose it all, and blame the suckers and losers who backed his idiot schemes, while pretending his name alone is still worth the two million. His name will be 'Mudd' soon. (At least one can hope.)

Unbeliever · September 17, 2024, 10:24:54 PM

Trump shoots himself in foot
Blames Biden/Harris

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